Monkeys Fist

Probably a daft question, but isn't lava the same stuff? simply put, magma is molten rock below ground, once it erupts or flows above ground it's called lava. see fop for gassy details

but

what are the odds on Danepak getting naming rights

Thanks for that mental picture-put me right off me tea

bit skinny mind

Quality

True I guess, for me most things are preferable to Ashley right now. Something else mentioned in another report about the same guy was that he would be very interested in returning Keegan to post. Keegan isn't the be all and end all. As much as I love the bloke I don't think any buyer should feel forced to bring him back in. In fact i'd hope whoever buys us doesn't bring him in as i'd like to see us move on. agree - time to move on . Not sure about an owner who "only" has £40 million in his back pocket mind. Pffffft 40 mill is lightweight. You'd find that down the back of a billionaire's sofa * * unless it's our billionaire, in which case he'd have spent it on roulette and KFC already that's where Fatty found Little dennis

they should introduce a special award next year- something like the "Lazarus Wank Bank Sporting Fanny Award"

Hoy deserves it - he had to work two times harder than every other cyclist because his head is so massively wide-serious drag.

True I guess, for me most things are preferable to Ashley right now. Something else mentioned in another report about the same guy was that he would be very interested in returning Keegan to post. Keegan isn't the be all and end all. As much as I love the bloke I don't think any buyer should feel forced to bring him back in. In fact i'd hope whoever buys us doesn't bring him in as i'd like to see us move on. agree - time to move on . Not sure about an owner who "only" has £40 million in his back pocket mind.

His knob needs a wash

Soda bread is available over here-It's the bollocks with a fry. bacon-crispy Black pud sausage-pork eggs-poached shrooms soda bread wheaten bread beans- in a little dish on the side tea-pint of The only time I drink tea is with a fry up or Fish supper. otherwise hate the stuff

Waste of shoes tbh

Happy Birthday 3 pts!

This reminds me of the time ,long ago, when we had student teacher in chemistry at school. Told him I'd heard of a brown powdered substance, normally found in suspension. it's formula(or whatever the correct term is) was C.O.C.O.A. The poor sod had it written on the board and was puzzling over it for a good half hour before 'Sir' walked in a bollocked us.

gonna pull?

Alex, I'm looking for a Christmas present for my Dad. He likes The Macallan, Highland Park, Oban and Laphroaig. Can you recommend anything? I'm interested by this Welsh whisky as something different. Have you tried The Black Rory? It's a Northumbrian Blend, but very good. Sold at Tynemouth market, and at Northumbrian Gifts on t'interweb. guess I could've put that better

www.coquetwhisky.co.uk

give everyone else doubles.

Alex, I'm looking for a Christmas present for my Dad. He likes The Macallan, Highland Park, Oban and Laphroaig. Can you recommend anything? I'm interested by this Welsh whisky as something different. Have you tried The Black Rory? It's a Northumbrian Blend, but very good. Sold at Tynemouth market, and at Northumbrian Gifts on t'interweb. Try the Balvenie 12 yr old Doublewood too.lovely

Agree, with all of that, can't understand why the zealots aren't storming that rascist publications offices right now Also the CPS were pretty clever I reckon (and his defence lawyer was incompetent) but he was charged with Rascist OR Offensive chanting, the Mido/Paedo reference would be considered offensive so he was fucked on that one, but if it was me I'd have fought like fuck to get the bullshit rascist word removed. Exhibit A being a copy of Private Eye. That's probably why they only got two of them. Just two of them were probably daft enough not to deny everything. I think he admitted it, his son denies it

strange that

You sure about that?

Well not pissed off per say, more sulking. She said "Ill pick you up at midnight" WHAT? You will fucking not! I did tell this las to fuck off, well not as many words like, but I told her not to contact me. I am now thinking its not this lass. One text last night said "Ill meet you there tom night " Now, only people at work know I am out tom night, Ive asked them and none of them have texted me, so who the fuck has? I am fucking sick man, sick! and every fucker on here

gets my vote.