Monkeys Fist

I’d have cut the ad off the bottom, personally, mind Craig

I won’t believe it until Chicken Nonce says it’s definitely not happening.

Someone should go on there as a friendly Atletico Madrid fan and see how fast they clean your tonsils, from the underside.

“Our historians have uncovered the FACT that Real Madrid’s original shirts were bought from SAFC by a travelling merchant called Tio Miguel, (who had a brief affair with a retarded Staffie, their kids and descendants still live in the area). Whilst originally red and white stripes, the intense sunlight in that part Spain washed out the colours and left them with plain white shirts. “

If he gets back in the White House, someone will off him. Maybe even his cunt of a wife.

Not sure how I managed to quote TS before he posted?

Fyp

He didn’t have to hoy it up his lass too though, dorty swine.

I just had to find out. “The word lahar is of Javanese origin. Berend George Escher introduced it as a geological term in 1922.” Funnily enough, his first name is very rude in Japanese.

Mt. Rainier, is still classed as active, even though it’s last eruption was 1000yrs ago. It’s fucking huge. A brief google will tell you that Seattle is in no danger from an eruption, but I remember reading about the lahars* that Rainier would produce ( and has in the past), and I’d be keeping a keen eye on it if I was living in Grungetown * massive rivers of mud and rocks made by all the snow melting. Actually, here’s the article. https://www.kuow.org/stories/what-will-happen-when-mount-rainier-erupts# The bit that makes me laugh is that there’s a town near it that’s built on old lahars. They’ll get a 40 minute warning to make like Pierce Brosnan and skedaddle.

Not even venal shithouses want anything to do with him… https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/jun/13/trump-finds-no-new-lawyers-mar-a-lago-documents-arraignment

Fayke Neews marra!

Presumably they follow a team, and I could be wrong but I don’t think there’s any club in the top two divisions who don’t have multi-ethnic squads. Do they, then, hate their own players?

Hyper Bollocks is the word you’re looking for

Really?

NHS are crying out for nurses, apparently …

In Johnson’s office, on your knees, mouth open.

Because by turning up 3 times a week she can claim approx £60k a year, tax-free. She doesn’t actually even need to physically turn up, she can claim for online meetings. That’s not including travel, accommodation and food expenses, all paid for. https://www.parliament.uk/globalassets/documents/lords-finance-office/2022-23/members-guide-april-2023-web-version.pdf

Why are they getting upset about this, they picked a bloke in a monkey suit as mayor?

Rag week, innit blud?

Geology rocks, but Geography is where it’s at, man.

Nice post

We need Betelgeuse to wait until winter to go boom, so that it’s visible in the night sky. Yellowstone can wait a few thousand, cheers.