Monkeys Fist

Thank god for very small mercies

You could just change the pastry to lettuce, and the all the fillings to salmon, job done.

Here you go @Christmas Tree , I know you don’t read but there’s nice pictures of pies. British Pie Awards: 'Why I'm aiming high with my doner kebab pie' https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-64864452

We’re assuming by PL he means Premier League, which renders his statement as ridiculous. Since we know mackems never make ridiculous statements, PL has to mean something else here. Paedo Lovers fits perfectly.

Not something I’d recommend anyone to watch, tbh.

Above or below boiling the fuck out of bean sprouts?

Chuck was ok, apart from the pissing, and the strangling and what have you. German canoeists can fuck right off.

Not bad..… Still not pissing on Wor Lass, or vice versa.

Ho Li Fuk?

I knew you’d say that.…

Uri Geller is having a busy day leading tributes according to the BBC. Fucking charlatan

Mystic Peg(ged it), more like… …aye

McConnell in hospital falling a fall. Mitch McConnell: US Senate Republican leader in hospital after fall https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-64898451 Wishing him all the very worst.

Hipsters board, Dudes shred..…

The last ones resigned in protest at whatever the last scandal was. Only absolute cunts left now* * Psych!!!! There’s no such thing as a good Tory- never has been and never will be

Chaim Topol, the Fiddler On Tbe Roof gadgie. Ya ba dibba dibba dibba diddle dibba dibba dead. 87

Bridget bossing it on Peston right now.

I quite like this one, where he’s visibly conflicted having survived, but also knows he’s just shat his pants in a spectacularly public fashion.

We came sooo fucking close, too.

Wykiki just about to get his conjugals on when he hears the dulcet tones of the Blackburn Crew passing below his window on their way for more fun… “ Sorry Love”

Decent Pop song…

Whey’s yon gadgie bletherin cack, like?

Triggered!