Monkeys Fist

I’m not giving Gordon any fucking grief here mind. The lad is clearly 100% committed and is occasionally guilty of losing it. Him being unavailable for three games is due to him giving his all for us, as opposed the to the lad he was playing in place of. Liverpool can just fuck off- there’s no pride for them in this “victory”, it was given to them. We will do ourselves right this season, if this is our base level of performance.

Whatever we go on to win in the years to come, which we will do, we can know that we’ve won it fair and square, unlike these cunts and Manure who have cheated their way to success. And that matters.

Still reckon we’ll get something from this. Despite everyone’s best efforts otherwise.

I can’t see how Eddie can get Isak back in the team after this. His absence has 100% cost us this game.

Renton on his way to jail

Tell your Mrs. to get tae fuck, smash a pint down on the table and scream, ” Right cunts, who wants it???” I can’t see how this could wrong

Don’t be daft man , there’s 45 minutes for us to make good on this

I still reckon we can have these.

I think we have these mildly rattled.

Someone in the pub described VVD as a shite looking Bond villain.

It has to be said, Kerkez has done really well in his career for someone with Foetal Alcohol Syndrome.

Ekitikikitikiti is booked in next week to get his haircut finished.

Were his pants and spacka boots a one piece, like waders ?

M6 , A69, Military Road, A1. Home Pub.

I’m just pulling out of Tebay Services on the M6. Just time to blast home, scarf some bait, and hit the pub before KO. I think we’ll have these, like.

If this was going to happen to anyone on here, it was always going to be you.

Messages ; Please stop. Reply : No!

I accidentally clicked on her headshot on an article of hers last week and it took me to a “proof of age” page.

Frimmed his pants.

Ewerk will be a broken man when he sees this

It was an agreement with Ant- I could post what the hell I liked, in return I wouldn’t say anything about “the stuff”. I can’t say more because of honour and that

Soz like. I just assumed that when Belta Minge and it’s associated threads got Woke bombed, 90% of my media shit went with it I will address this when I can be arsed, which won’t be today due to things.

The band have been briefed to give at least two minutes notice before asking ” Let’s see some hands in the air!”

List bloke overheard and is giving you stink eyes