Monkeys Fist

Just woke up- what’s the crack?

Correct. Amended.

Nowt wrong wit that.

Edited for Holden McGroin; This cunt’s got good feet for a big lad.

I think he’ll just cal him Nhgick, tbh.

I fuckin’ sav!!!!!

Genuine question- who’s this cunt? I have absolutely no recollection of him whatsoever

Because of it crackling from all the Yorkshire Fanny batter?

One thing I do find funny about the whole shitshow is that all last season you could barely hear for all the fucken jibber-jabber about Isak “needing” to join Arsenal from their legions of online numpties. Since this kicked off- not a peep.

He tried the no. 9 but he’s so fucking “Riesig” it looked like a comma in the middle of his back. Needed the double digits.

You absolute savage. I bet you double dip at BBQ’s too.

Is he placing a slice of pocket cheeyse?

Who’s this (giant) cunt?

I think our sole method of communication with the Scouse cunts from now until Armageddon should be “ Pay the money, see the camel”. Any and all business dealings, match day chat between managers and players, any questions from media about them. All should be met with our six word mantra, and nothing else. If nothing else, it’d be fun seeing Carraghchchgher’s synapses short out as he tries to understand it.

See, I wouldn’t be that surprised if they don’t anymore, actually. They’ve now got Ekitikitikiwikitiki, and that infant who stole the points ,and whichever other cunts they have. I wouldn’t be at all surprised if they offer £125m, it’s turned down, and they walk away. Leaving us with £150m of deadwood we can’t shift, (or butcher). In that situation, I’d expect to see the “sympathy for Newcastle’s forgotten man” articles to start appearing in the media, preparing the ground for us to be seen as the baddies in the lead up to the January window.… …Where the Professional Victims will lowball us again.

They’ll be hoping he’s a patient man, then. Not on telly til the arse end of September.

Prime shithousing by Eddie here mind. Watch the lad get a hat trick

Poor bastards. Every single day for them is like Jim Bowen saying “ Let’s have a look at what you could have won” on a loop.

Something like “ Prior to signing for Boro, Targett went on a nappy ripping rampage to acclimatise”

They are the Student Union. We are The Free Trade. Both left, both utterly different.

Fyp Gramps.

Aye, let the cunt see how it feels.