Monkeys Fist

Shush.

At least Adele has her singing career to fall back on.

This is a group publicity shot of Peters and Lee… … taken by Peters

I’ll take an E and option two please Bob

Btw, what the fuck is going on with Grealish? Seems to have completely dropped off the radar with Pep?

Aye, being called a cunt and told to fuck off is a sign of true affection on here mate- being ignored is when you need to worry. You’ve been nowt but decent and very informative since you’ve been here, so stick around if that’s what you’d prefer. Either way suits us, you cunt

Fucken Chilled Buddhist Cunts ✅

Use Vivaro- it’s the Vauxhall version.

She absolutely had his, mind.

How many minutes before there’s a multi page thread on this on Ready to Groom? To the nearest second, wins a lion shaped crisp.

Both Gary Mabbutt and Kathy Secker have mouths which irrationally annoy the living piss out of me- they both talk out of one side of them, and it gets me in a reet Wykiki mither, ah tells thee. Mabbutt does get positive bonus points for waking up on holiday to find a rat had eaten part of his foot, but not enough to put the side-mouth negatives in the black Side mouth cunts ✅.

Yer Auld Lad Pat Mustard is pretty popular on here just now, so he is.

Absolutely- it’s like two different bands on the same album. There’s a few tracks after the first two which are the slower burners and they’re outstanding.

Anyway, speaking of the Brothers Gutierrez… They put a new album out last year which is missed, so whacked it on, on the road. Very much in the same vein as their other albums tbh, but no less excellent. (They’re pretty much the AC/DC of instrumental slide guitar with a spaghetti western flavour, come to think of it) Here’s the title track When I’m listening to these at home, I find getting in to character makes the experience that much more enjoyable, so… …grab the poncho/picnic blanket, tuck your jeans in to your wellies, and dig out your lass’s pink glittery Stetson from her fat mate’s hen do 10 years ago, and start growling gravelly statements at the wife and kids like ” You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.“ Dont forget to spit some baccy juice squarely on the dog’s forehead- if you don’t have a dog, mosey on out to the front gate of your hacienda and hockle on any passing mutts. If their owners/bandidos give you any gyp, just swipe your poncho aside and show them you’re packing heat* * Fist Jnr wasn’t in to cap guns, so I’ve got to use a plastic Darth Vader light saber… not quite authentic to the Spaghetti Western theme, but the bandidos don’t mess with the sabre nonetheless.

We don’t do bans around here…

That clip man- the ball looks almost as heavy as the mud is deep Firstly, I’ll get this out the way, but Macdonald was a fucking beast in his prime, wasn’t he? I’ve got a weird memory which I think involves John Tudor… … so, I remember the captain had broken his jaw in a match, and on Look North after the kids tv, they had a bedside interview with him live from hospital. His face was swollen to fuck- looked like a chipmunk with a years dinner in his cheeks, and his jaw was very likely wired together, with an onion on his belt, as was the fashion in those days. So this poor bugger in obvious pain was being asked questions on live tv by Mike Neville, and tried his best but couldn’t answer a fucking one beyond an unintelligible mumble. I would’ve been about 6-7 I think and I clearly remember thinking “ What a waste of time, leave the poor bloke be” The uncertainty is I’m not 100% if it was John Tudor or Geoff Nulty. Anyway, RIP to one of the greats of our club Edit; just looked it up- it was Nulty Is he dead or not?

Sad really- they’d more than tested people’s patience but in the end what did for him was a KO time All he had to do was not keep deleting the tag, and he’d have still been here, shitposting away - fucking idiot

Briefly, when our departed chum signed up initially, he used his email with his first and last name and year of birth- incredibly common for email addresses tbh. This was an Arabic gentleman born in 1988. At some point, I’m not sure when, he changed his email to fit more with the persona of a lass named “something” like Monique Flanaghan or very similar. All very strange.…

That’s a long way to go for M&Ms like.

Not actually kicking off until June 3rd down your way mate, due to storms in the Indian Ocean and converting the tv signal to upside down vision. I’ll give you a shout 20 minutes before kick off. Failing to that, if you know any middle-aged Arab gentlemen, they’re bound to know.

He has the bigger tits, tbf.