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Without question my favourite part of Dartmouth is this…

I can think of one sure way to shut that Connolly woman up…

No mate. Not that keen on bagpipes.

Is that right Howman-San?

At least it wasn’t somewhere really exotic and forrin like…ooooh… Hong fucking Kong or something.

Gateshead?

Tell you what mind, if a few of these tubby fucks started offing themselves in The Name of Tommy R, like their Islamic brethren, I’d take a few collateral losses if it meant fewer of the porkers

It’s mental isn’t it- they’d fucking hate actual him Just looked up that flag thing- unsurprisingly, started by a group of barely sentient Hams in Brum, who, of course, deny any racial context whatsoever. Brexit, Farage and the Pig Fucker have soo much to answer for.

It cracks me up that the Torygraph, Daily Hate and the likes are banging on about this. The only reason these people are being put up in costly hotels is because the Torys decimated council housing, so there’s nowhere else to put them. Your point about unchristian Christians is also valid with these cunts in Newcastle demanding that Pride flags be removed/banned/crucified whatever- it’s absolutely the opposite of what their main man Jesus, (the poor, working class, bastard son of a single mother Jew)* would do. * if he ever came back, like they all claim he will, they’d absolutely nail the fucker up again.

Definitely comes under this…

There’s clearly a “secret campaign” going on currently in the South East amongst the racists and terminally stupid brigades, as I’ve noticed a hell of a lot of brand new Union and St. George’ Cross flags appearing on motorway bridges, and it was confirmed for me this morning as I was driving from Dartford to Erith. The road passes through and area that’s obviously home to a large amount of non-white folk, and there must’ve been 40+ of the same two flags cable tied halfway up each lamppost on the road for a good mile or so. Some fucking sad-sack took time out of their life to buy a load of these flags, cable ties, and a set of ladders then set about fixing the things up. Predictably, these proud patriots love of the flag didn’t extend to knowing which way up the Union flag is meant to be hung, as I’d say a good half of them were upside down I’m assuming it’s being coordinated by the likes of Yaxley-Lennon, ( when he’s not running away abroad or getting himself reamed in jail) on one of the dark messaging services- it’ll be interesting to see if it spreads beyond the SE?

Whilst the story of her survival is pretty amazing, it’s really down to pure luck her part. She was supposedly unconscious throughout and has no memory of it. I find stories like Joe Simpson’s , the lad from the Touching the Void , and Aron Rolston , who cut his own arm off to escape being jammed in a canyon,much more interesting as , while luck is still a big part of their survival, they make conscious decisions to stay alive and see them through with dogged determination

“ No client list, never saw Trump, Clinton, or Prince Andrew diddling under age lasses” Aye, rightio Ghislaine. Remind me again what her and her boyfriend are/were in jail for, and why anyone should believe a word she says.

I was sat at the other end for that game. I do not remember the shite music, mind.

Scruffy cunt took one look at Boro and thought ” Everything is just sooo clean!”

The most impressive thing about UNESCO World Heritage site of Bath is a tree CT’s world tour in pictures. “Went to Easter Island… statues a bit meh, most of them were buried. Lovely harbour though.” “Machu Picchu was crap, why’d they put it on top of a mountain? Funny sheeps though, lol!” “Grand Canyon- there’s nothing grand about a big hole. They put bikes on the front of the buses though! “ “Mecca- stayed for three days and couldn’t find a single bingo-hall anywhere! Local food was lush though. “

It’s fucking Stonehenge man! The real one, not the Spinal Tap version. Get yourself there and marvel at the ingenuity of hairy savages from the past, and buy some hippie shit from hairy savages of the present.

Was it on a trunk road?

CT, you’re less than an hour from Stonehenge. Tick it off your list, be inspired by the Druidic nonsense, then when you get home make one for the garden out of old sofas and pallets. Your lass will love it! Edit; you don’t even need to stop the Griswold Mobile, just fly past on the A303 and snap some out-of-focus pics on your Nokia

Do you mean “find” them, or wander round them with a beeby stick?

It’s Friday tomorrow Avoid anything within 10 miles of the M25 like the plague. And stay well away from M6/M5 nonsense. So, of those routes, A40. But, if you’re in a driving holiday, why use main arteries, get on the smaller roads and see the sights in the way, stop off for a nice lunch at a pub instead of the god awful Moto service stations.

No he isnt.

I’m getting this put on a T-shirt.