Monkeys Fist

Fmp “Oh no, Monkey _fist has edited my post- what a child!” etc. 😉

Took me a moment to realise it’s on the pylon

Gone for a break, a permanent one. Since Dazzler has stepped up, I feel it’s highly likely that we see a break from tradition and I’m going for 5-0 to us.

His brittle ankles can’t handle the clutch anymore…

Isn’t their entire emotional range just Variations on a Fewm? fewm->fucking fewming marra-> seeing black people.

I’ve just won the Lidl Lottery. Back of a 6 trolley queue, saw the green light appear on another till, was there like the Flash before it was even announced as open, shopping scanned, packed and paid and me bowling out before the first trolley in the old queue was even unpacked. What a time to be alive!

See my post in the Generic NUFC Chat thread.

Lads, Tbe match thread for City has been locked as LTA was unable to stop removing ko tags after they’d been specifically told not to. Unfortunately, my only way to stop them reposting the thread or shitposting in response was to “flag them as a spammer”, meaning that he thread, and all previous threads/posts by LTA, have gone. I apologise as it means some good stuff from you lot has temporarily gone. If someone wants to start a new match thread for City, please do so. I’ll deal with the fallout from this, but enough was enough.

Whilst it’s to be applauded that the club invited his younger son Rafael, I thinks it’s a bit shite that his eldest, Bigiramana, has been totally blanked

That’ll be a 9.00am KO in Hobbiton, on the Monday morning. I’ll put a tag on the match thread for you…

I think he meant Holland Park mind… unless the Design Museum has a mixed bag of tenants?

Bigger than average Hooters on her, I presume?

You don’t get rich by paying bills, correct?

Hell of a goal. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/live/c70q8xx4edrt?post=asset%3A3f3fb100-8f97-46b5-9edf-45188ed0ca48#post

Isn’t that usually the case?

Not without a preselected outcome, no.

Who thinks there’ll be elections in 2028?

Cheers man, added just now but I’ll have a chance to listen until Sunday evening 👍

Cheers lads. I’ll try the self referral route first I think. 👍

Cheers Gemmill Thats spot on. Now to attempt to get past the Desk Hitler at her GP for a referral.

Anyone got any experience of private healthcare? My mother is 85, and has a gradually worsening gastrointestinal problem which is yet to be definitively diagnosed. Briefly, over the past year she’s started being unable to keep any food down, and is also having intense abdominal pain. From an occasionally occurring thing, it’s now pretty much constant and it’s really getting her down- she’s lost 2 stone, rarely goes out, and has an incredibly restricted diet of food she can sometimes keep down. She’s been for numerous scans and tests, which have ruled out lots of causes, but is yet to pinpoint the actual cause. She’s asked me to look in to a private consultation as she’s utterly miserable and just wants some kind of resolution. I’ve not got the first idea where to start the process, or indeed if it’s worth going private? I know that’s pretty vague, not after a diagnosis from you lads, rather some direction to get the ball rolling.