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Monkeys Fist

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  1. After reading this, I have even less of a clue.
  2. This place has pretty much organised CT’s holidays for the last 10-15yrs or so We should start charging him
  3. I’ve previously spoken in kind of support of Isak, that he’s had bad advice and is very isolated etc etc. I think we’re now at the point where we need to make sure it’s no win for him, either. Make it clear that he can forget about playing for the dippers for at least three years, and also add any of the big foreign clubs, PSG, Madrid,etc to the list. His options should be 1. Stay here, rot, train alone, for three years. That’s it.
  4. I think you’re being a little unfair here- it’s not the var ref’s fault we didn’t put enough in the bribe. When you compare the tackle that saw Gordon sent off to, say, the tackle that nearly snapped Bruno’s leg, or, ooooh, the textbook elbow to the head on Tino (I think) that went unpunished, it’s clear that we simply need to up our bribery game and all will be fair. Maybe change our shirts to more reddish hue?
  5. The dog gets me every time. Also @RickC137, if you are a long time lurker, you’ll understand when I say fuck you, fuck your mam, fuck your dad, fuck all your ancestors with big dirty sticks, and welcome to the board.
  6. Lots of people were quite fond of Jim’ll Fix It , it’s okay, you weren’t to know either.
  7. Don’t get me wrong here btw, I think Isak is now firmly in the “ Aye, absolute cunt” category. But he’s nowhere near the kind of cunt Michael Owen is, and would probably have to kill someone or bang their granny and post the video, or both, to even get near the level of cuntishness that Owen achieves simply by waking up every day and existing.
  8. Still 100% more than England’s Michael Owen ever did.
  9. Nah, when he played for us he gave 100%. Also was part of the team that actually won something. Owen did neither, and was an odious wanker before, during and after his time with us.
  10. Tell the Grey Man , or Foplite, if you will, that if he wants to communicate with the denizens of this board, HE’S STILL GOT AN ACCOUNT AND CAN POST ! We won’t give him grief for pointy shoes or just fucking off for years… much 😂
  11. It was a red, technically, but we’ve all seen players from the “Big Six” do far worse and get away with it. I honestly can’t see Eddie giving him any grief over this, and nor should he. Our entire squad can walk away from this game with their heads held high-they know the crack and they know that the Dippers walking off with the 3 points is bullshit. We’ll carry on doing things properly and professionally and we’ll be golden.
  12. I’m not giving Gordon any fucking grief here mind. The lad is clearly 100% committed and is occasionally guilty of losing it. Him being unavailable for three games is due to him giving his all for us, as opposed the to the lad he was playing in place of. Liverpool can just fuck off- there’s no pride for them in this “victory”, it was given to them. We will do ourselves right this season, if this is our base level of performance.
  13. Whatever we go on to win in the years to come, which we will do, we can know that we’ve won it fair and square, unlike these cunts and Manure who have cheated their way to success. And that matters.
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