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After reading this, I have even less of a clue.
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Eddie Howe's Newcastle (siege mentality) United root vegetable-less Mags v Bowling ball heeded Anal Slot's (DeBumcrack) Snide tap-up (#JFT39) Wall Pushing Bindipping vermin racists spacka chariot jockey scum, Liver (wasn’t bombed enough in the war) pool
Monkeys Fist replied to Toonpack's topic in Newcastle Forum
In fairness, his death will have left a mark.… -
This place has pretty much organised CT’s holidays for the last 10-15yrs or so We should start charging him
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Eddie Howe's Newcastle (siege mentality) United root vegetable-less Mags v Bowling ball heeded Anal Slot's (DeBumcrack) Snide tap-up (#JFT39) Wall Pushing Bindipping vermin racists spacka chariot jockey scum, Liver (wasn’t bombed enough in the war) pool
Monkeys Fist replied to Toonpack's topic in Newcastle Forum
I totally agree with that entirely, other than the first word. This is Bruno we’re talking about -
I’ve previously spoken in kind of support of Isak, that he’s had bad advice and is very isolated etc etc. I think we’re now at the point where we need to make sure it’s no win for him, either. Make it clear that he can forget about playing for the dippers for at least three years, and also add any of the big foreign clubs, PSG, Madrid,etc to the list. His options should be 1. Stay here, rot, train alone, for three years. That’s it.
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Eddie Howe's Newcastle (siege mentality) United root vegetable-less Mags v Bowling ball heeded Anal Slot's (DeBumcrack) Snide tap-up (#JFT39) Wall Pushing Bindipping vermin racists spacka chariot jockey scum, Liver (wasn’t bombed enough in the war) pool
Monkeys Fist replied to Toonpack's topic in Newcastle Forum
I think you’re being a little unfair here- it’s not the var ref’s fault we didn’t put enough in the bribe. When you compare the tackle that saw Gordon sent off to, say, the tackle that nearly snapped Bruno’s leg, or, ooooh, the textbook elbow to the head on Tino (I think) that went unpunished, it’s clear that we simply need to up our bribery game and all will be fair. Maybe change our shirts to more reddish hue? -
Eddie Howe's Newcastle (siege mentality) United root vegetable-less Mags v Bowling ball heeded Anal Slot's (DeBumcrack) Snide tap-up (#JFT39) Wall Pushing Bindipping vermin racists spacka chariot jockey scum, Liver (wasn’t bombed enough in the war) pool
Monkeys Fist replied to Toonpack's topic in Newcastle Forum
The dog gets me every time. Also @RickC137, if you are a long time lurker, you’ll understand when I say fuck you, fuck your mam, fuck your dad, fuck all your ancestors with big dirty sticks, and welcome to the board. -
Lots of people were quite fond of Jim’ll Fix It , it’s okay, you weren’t to know either.
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Eddie Howe's Newcastle (siege mentality) United root vegetable-less Mags v Bowling ball heeded Anal Slot's (DeBumcrack) Snide tap-up (#JFT39) Wall Pushing Bindipping vermin racists spacka chariot jockey scum, Liver (wasn’t bombed enough in the war) pool
Monkeys Fist replied to Toonpack's topic in Newcastle Forum
Who’s this cunt? -
Don’t get me wrong here btw, I think Isak is now firmly in the “ Aye, absolute cunt” category. But he’s nowhere near the kind of cunt Michael Owen is, and would probably have to kill someone or bang their granny and post the video, or both, to even get near the level of cuntishness that Owen achieves simply by waking up every day and existing.
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Still 100% more than England’s Michael Owen ever did.
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Nah, when he played for us he gave 100%. Also was part of the team that actually won something. Owen did neither, and was an odious wanker before, during and after his time with us.
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Eddie Howe's Newcastle (siege mentality) United root vegetable-less Mags v Bowling ball heeded Anal Slot's (DeBumcrack) Snide tap-up (#JFT39) Wall Pushing Bindipping vermin racists spacka chariot jockey scum, Liver (wasn’t bombed enough in the war) pool
Monkeys Fist replied to Toonpack's topic in Newcastle Forum
Tell the Grey Man , or Foplite, if you will, that if he wants to communicate with the denizens of this board, HE’S STILL GOT AN ACCOUNT AND CAN POST ! We won’t give him grief for pointy shoes or just fucking off for years… much 😂 -
Eddie Howe's Newcastle (siege mentality) United root vegetable-less Mags v Bowling ball heeded Anal Slot's (DeBumcrack) Snide tap-up (#JFT39) Wall Pushing Bindipping vermin racists spacka chariot jockey scum, Liver (wasn’t bombed enough in the war) pool
Monkeys Fist replied to Toonpack's topic in Newcastle Forum
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Eddie Howe's Newcastle (siege mentality) United root vegetable-less Mags v Bowling ball heeded Anal Slot's (DeBumcrack) Snide tap-up (#JFT39) Wall Pushing Bindipping vermin racists spacka chariot jockey scum, Liver (wasn’t bombed enough in the war) pool
Monkeys Fist replied to Toonpack's topic in Newcastle Forum
It was a red, technically, but we’ve all seen players from the “Big Six” do far worse and get away with it. I honestly can’t see Eddie giving him any grief over this, and nor should he. Our entire squad can walk away from this game with their heads held high-they know the crack and they know that the Dippers walking off with the 3 points is bullshit. We’ll carry on doing things properly and professionally and we’ll be golden. -
Eddie Howe's Newcastle (siege mentality) United root vegetable-less Mags v Bowling ball heeded Anal Slot's (DeBumcrack) Snide tap-up (#JFT39) Wall Pushing Bindipping vermin racists spacka chariot jockey scum, Liver (wasn’t bombed enough in the war) pool
Monkeys Fist replied to Toonpack's topic in Newcastle Forum
I’m not giving Gordon any fucking grief here mind. The lad is clearly 100% committed and is occasionally guilty of losing it. Him being unavailable for three games is due to him giving his all for us, as opposed the to the lad he was playing in place of. Liverpool can just fuck off- there’s no pride for them in this “victory”, it was given to them. We will do ourselves right this season, if this is our base level of performance.- 773 replies
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Eddie Howe's Newcastle (siege mentality) United root vegetable-less Mags v Bowling ball heeded Anal Slot's (DeBumcrack) Snide tap-up (#JFT39) Wall Pushing Bindipping vermin racists spacka chariot jockey scum, Liver (wasn’t bombed enough in the war) pool
Monkeys Fist replied to Toonpack's topic in Newcastle Forum
Whatever we go on to win in the years to come, which we will do, we can know that we’ve won it fair and square, unlike these cunts and Manure who have cheated their way to success. And that matters. -
Eddie Howe's Newcastle (siege mentality) United root vegetable-less Mags v Bowling ball heeded Anal Slot's (DeBumcrack) Snide tap-up (#JFT39) Wall Pushing Bindipping vermin racists spacka chariot jockey scum, Liver (wasn’t bombed enough in the war) pool
Monkeys Fist replied to Toonpack's topic in Newcastle Forum
Still reckon we’ll get something from this. Despite everyone’s best efforts otherwise. -
Eddie Howe's Newcastle (siege mentality) United root vegetable-less Mags v Bowling ball heeded Anal Slot's (DeBumcrack) Snide tap-up (#JFT39) Wall Pushing Bindipping vermin racists spacka chariot jockey scum, Liver (wasn’t bombed enough in the war) pool
Monkeys Fist replied to Toonpack's topic in Newcastle Forum
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Eddie Howe's Newcastle (siege mentality) United root vegetable-less Mags v Bowling ball heeded Anal Slot's (DeBumcrack) Snide tap-up (#JFT39) Wall Pushing Bindipping vermin racists spacka chariot jockey scum, Liver (wasn’t bombed enough in the war) pool
Monkeys Fist replied to Toonpack's topic in Newcastle Forum
I can’t see how Eddie can get Isak back in the team after this. His absence has 100% cost us this game. -
Eddie Howe's Newcastle (siege mentality) United root vegetable-less Mags v Bowling ball heeded Anal Slot's (DeBumcrack) Snide tap-up (#JFT39) Wall Pushing Bindipping vermin racists spacka chariot jockey scum, Liver (wasn’t bombed enough in the war) pool
Monkeys Fist replied to Toonpack's topic in Newcastle Forum
Renton on his way to jail -
Eddie Howe's Newcastle (siege mentality) United root vegetable-less Mags v Bowling ball heeded Anal Slot's (DeBumcrack) Snide tap-up (#JFT39) Wall Pushing Bindipping vermin racists spacka chariot jockey scum, Liver (wasn’t bombed enough in the war) pool
Monkeys Fist replied to Toonpack's topic in Newcastle Forum
Tell your Mrs. to get tae fuck, smash a pint down on the table and scream, ” Right cunts, who wants it???” I can’t see how this could wrong -
Eddie Howe's Newcastle (siege mentality) United root vegetable-less Mags v Bowling ball heeded Anal Slot's (DeBumcrack) Snide tap-up (#JFT39) Wall Pushing Bindipping vermin racists spacka chariot jockey scum, Liver (wasn’t bombed enough in the war) pool
Monkeys Fist replied to Toonpack's topic in Newcastle Forum
Don’t be daft man , there’s 45 minutes for us to make good on this -
Eddie Howe's Newcastle (siege mentality) United root vegetable-less Mags v Bowling ball heeded Anal Slot's (DeBumcrack) Snide tap-up (#JFT39) Wall Pushing Bindipping vermin racists spacka chariot jockey scum, Liver (wasn’t bombed enough in the war) pool
Monkeys Fist replied to Toonpack's topic in Newcastle Forum
I still reckon we can have these. -
Eddie Howe's Newcastle (siege mentality) United root vegetable-less Mags v Bowling ball heeded Anal Slot's (DeBumcrack) Snide tap-up (#JFT39) Wall Pushing Bindipping vermin racists spacka chariot jockey scum, Liver (wasn’t bombed enough in the war) pool
Monkeys Fist replied to Toonpack's topic in Newcastle Forum
I think we have these mildly rattled.