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Mob rules , innit blud? ( love a bit of chaos, farken! )

I’ve been stealthing my way through the first few levels of Sniper Elite 5 in my few days off last week. Very much the same as 4, with some nice extra gear , the levels though- huge! Started in a Normandy coastal town, plenty of cover and open sight lines etc, next level was a woodland Chateau, so external and internal sneakers, just started the third level which is Mont.St. Michel. It’s insane, and I’ve just got to the town walls- need to get up to the sniper nest in the highest tower at the top. Can’t recommend this series highly enough- great sniping, excellent close quarters combat, good weapon choices as you progress. Replayability is good too, as there are multiple ways kill your targets- some absolutely comic tbh “ Dear Frau Schmidt Hansi died when a loose gargoyle inexplicably fell on his head whilst on patrol.” Headphones are a must too, the sound on these games is amazing but also a vital part of gameplay when you’re sneaking about in urban areas, listening for footsteps, voices and vehicles. Sound is also a vital part of masking the sound of your gunfire. If you’ve got PS+ they’re all available from Essential membership level upwards. Get popping those Hoden, Mein Herrs!

BUMP!!!! We ready for the second half of this match , and it’s official thread, lads? 5-0 Farken.

2025 halfway over now.

“ I know this is the first time without your armbands, Sandra, but if you can do one length without touching the sides I’ll treat you to a breakfast at ‘Cucchiaio Di Tempos’ on the High St, I know it’s your favourite “

Looking at the plans above, it’s only a small part of the north western edge of Leazes Park, with no facilities currently on it. It wouldn’t surprise me if they gave the same area back as park land ( Leazes end and northern third of the pitch, and sold the rest. Having said that, any land sold as real estate that borders Leazes Terrace is going to have the same restrictions re. height and not blocking sunlight as we currently face, so maybe the whole lot as parkland isn’t out of the question?

You’d hope so, but any parcel of land that size in the city centre is going to be highly valued real estate. I’d love to see it become parkland, but realistically it’ll be a few more blocks of student accommodation and a couple of half-empty office blocks.

Upwards of £100 million I reckon. Minimum…

Aye Ewerk, if he sets up a chute straight in to the skip for the old tiles, he’s relatively legit. If he piles them up and has his skivvy carry them off the roof, he’s taking them away to resell them at a premium.

I’ll give you £25 not to watch it.

@PaddockLad, you ok hun?

Tbf, a moderate Trumpet is still a racist homophobic piece of shit.

RIP to the original Kim Kardashian. Fucked her way to fame

I bet she sounds like a Yammy 125 with a fucked exhaust, going uphill.

https://metro.co.uk/2025/01/29/woman-charged-inappropriate-videos-uks-first-cyber-farting-case-22459049/ Some daft boiler is up in court for sending her boyfriend’s ex videos of her farting aggressively Sample of the quality journalism in the write-up ”Evans will also have to carry out 15 rehabilitation sessions for her sphincter whistles and must abstain from alcohol for two months” If you’re going to get a record, might as well do it in style.

Now that this board is 90% middle aged, can we all agree that Maths nerd and ginge Hannah Fry is top notch blart? Please and thankee.

Even if it did result in us kissing and making up with the EU, is it worth accepting the swing to right wing immigration bullshit that would entail? I’m fully aware that my leftism doesn’t always align with world politics, but I’ll be fucked if I’d accept right wing immigration nonsense as the status quo, just to get a foot back in the door with Europe. We’ve made our bed, until we accept it was a monumental fuck-up based on egregious lies from the Right, we’ve got to lie in it.

Why the fuck would you countenance selling our prime asset to some no-mark club for less than 50% of his market value?

Why are you two taking like you’re strangers? Is it a marital kink? Dirty bastards…

Cabbaged yp

Was this in addition to his sideline as leader of an Allstars R&B pub band?

So, by the powers of elimination, your Mrs. must be Alex. Congratulations lads, when’s your anniversary?

Two wind turbines, in a field. One says “ Hello mate, what kind of music are you in to?” Other one replies “ Well, I’m a big metal fan”