Monkeys Fist

Scruffy cunt took one look at Boro and thought ” Everything is just sooo clean!”

The most impressive thing about UNESCO World Heritage site of Bath is a tree CT’s world tour in pictures. “Went to Easter Island… statues a bit meh, most of them were buried. Lovely harbour though.” “Machu Picchu was crap, why’d they put it on top of a mountain? Funny sheeps though, lol!” “Grand Canyon- there’s nothing grand about a big hole. They put bikes on the front of the buses though! “ “Mecca- stayed for three days and couldn’t find a single bingo-hall anywhere! Local food was lush though. “

It’s fucking Stonehenge man! The real one, not the Spinal Tap version. Get yourself there and marvel at the ingenuity of hairy savages from the past, and buy some hippie shit from hairy savages of the present.

Was it on a trunk road?

CT, you’re less than an hour from Stonehenge. Tick it off your list, be inspired by the Druidic nonsense, then when you get home make one for the garden out of old sofas and pallets. Your lass will love it! Edit; you don’t even need to stop the Griswold Mobile, just fly past on the A303 and snap some out-of-focus pics on your Nokia

Do you mean “find” them, or wander round them with a beeby stick?

It’s Friday tomorrow Avoid anything within 10 miles of the M25 like the plague. And stay well away from M6/M5 nonsense. So, of those routes, A40. But, if you’re in a driving holiday, why use main arteries, get on the smaller roads and see the sights in the way, stop off for a nice lunch at a pub instead of the god awful Moto service stations.

No he isnt.

I’m getting this put on a T-shirt.

I’ve just woken up, so bear ithat n mind , but… Joelinton was about 25-26 when he got Howe’d and became one of the best midfield pitbulls on the planet. Is it daft to think that Howe could turn Gordon in to a half-decent forward? yes, I know, I’ll call in to Cambridge on the way home and ask how to get the hang of this football lark.

The hotel implemented a “no shit tattoos” rule overnight. Gone.

Aye- absolutely Frimponged on Salah.

If fucking “skibidi” can get in the dictionary, so can “frimpong” ”Remember that time dirty Mick got so off his gourd he shat his guts all over the kitchen?” ” Yeah, man, filthy bugger absolutely Frimponged it”

Depends- if they stopped and washed it, they were “abseiling” If they went past in less than a second, they were “ hinfallen…ing”

Just one bath in at least a week? Who are you, Matt Targett?

Nice one Cath, congratulations to the Fraggle. I’m sure your old man is looking on with absolute pride at his (not so) wee laddie.

Which one? The young shaver, or… The former foot soldier?

Bang out of order this mate. Doxxing Craig will not be tolerated.

This might break the G Man. Nowt to worry about though, his bark is worse than his bite.

With a cherry on top?

Time to extend an Olive branch.

Both Large Francis, by the looks of it.