Monkeys Fist

Shots fired.

I give her a break - she’s had half a dozen wayward chicken nuggets lodged in her guntfolds since the last night of the conference and they’re starting to reanimate.

Did he chop him up then run him over, or run him over first then chop him up? ‘Cos the first way seems a bit pointless after the chopping.

They’d at least have sent your dick pics around their WhatsApp group.

Cheers man! That sounds very similar to what’s going on here, ( except Ms.Fist wasn’t off her tits on cowies ), but I think the same result is on the cards. It’s infuriating but, when you’ve only got 5-6 coppers to cover the area, I guess it’s inevitable.

It’s as old as me that, but it always puts a smile on my face when he face plants

Do they think another year or so of this will make their seats safer? It’s fucking mental tbh.

What are the criteria for Starmer to be able to table a No Confidence motion in the House? I’m assuming if it was successful it would also trigger a leadership contest for the Tories?

It absolutely beggars belief that the country is in the hands of such incompetent wankers, because that also means that their advisors are similarly mentally challenged, or don’t have a moral compass telling them to resign if their advice is ignored on such a basic concept as this. The worst part is that the decision of whether to call a GE rests with them. Staggering tbh.

Captain Verbose- He’ll drown you in paragraphs when a one-liner would do.

@The Fish See what you’ve done!

I’m just looking forward to Maguire’s planet-head spinning so much it causes a gravity wave.

I blame Spiderman, the sticky-fingered twat.

If it wasn’t Edwards, who the fuck said that?

I wonder if we’d had that Lab/Lib Dem coalition, whether we’d now have PR in place?

It’s insane that this was did for Brown, when you look at what’s gone in on the last few encumbent’s tenures. Especially since, as you rightly point out, he was being 100% honest.

If he was an actual superhero, that’d be a good superpower to have- everything within a 500m radius becomes utterly useless. As a “manager” it’s turbo shit. Regardless of the opinions of 4-5 talking heads and brown tongues, upwards of a million people, from Birmingham, through Yorkshire to Newcastle via Mutantville, think he’s a fucking useless pile of lard through having him as their gaffer.

What do think he’ll be asking about, do you reckon?

Has anyone told Edwards that Bruce is heterosexual?

No, but they did tell me to BOGOF, so…