Monkeys Fist

Vic and Bob have definitely put my route together today. Eranu!

Totty? CT has a cracking pair of thrupennies- send them a dick pic and you’ll get a tiddy shot in return 👍

I remember in 74 every single shop wherever you went had black and white all over, and tinfoil FA cups

“ Well Alex, now that I’ve retired, I’ll have a bit more time on my trotters, I think I’ll open a Twitter and chat with my fans ?” ” Err, I wouldn’t bother Dad, … *sweats* … there’s no Twitter in Portugal!!!” “ You’re a good lad Alex, pass that kebab over please “

Sure he said he was going to retire after us, maybe the pain of opening another offshore account for his payoff from WBA will tip him over the edge. Poor bloke, I’d say he must be beside himself , but in his case he actually is, the fucking wobble.

They’re not allowed on 23andMe as they keep crashing the site.

I did, aye, she was quite the distraction- all pink hair, tats and tits. Dressing gowns are mint.

That and his side gig as a slum landlord, aye.

“ Mustn’t laugh when the door opens…”

What would it take for them to lose their place as The Opposition? That would be fucking sweet.

Sturgeon accused of divisive rhetoric for saying 'I detest Tories' https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-63192125 Hats off to Wee Jimmy Krankie here, mind. Nice to see some honesty in politics. Zahawi can lick my hoop.

No mention of statues from me Although, it’s amazing to me that we’ve got one of Robson and Shearer, but not of Keegan- not even a mention anywhere in the ground.

As it’s Sunday afternoon and I’m not mildly pissed, oh no, not at all… We’re 5th in the table, not 15th, which was our default position for the last decade or so. Howe has been a fucking inspired appointment, given that he’s done this with mostly the same players that The Cabbage had. Even then, his buys have been measured and sensible. Whatever transpires in the future, the remarkable job he’s done in such a short space of time puts him up there with Keegan and Robson for me.

Life will never be the same- it’s actually him, isn’t it?

Definitely the Black Garter.

Ricky Sbragia was the kebab van owner I wish I’d had.

FYP

Monkeysheed was top value tbh, the rest I never really cared about enough to dislike , (The Toxic Trio of Keane, The Facist and Hippoheed being the exception).

Can’t beat the classic tbh

Have they reanimated the Corpse of the Cunt there?