Monkeys Fist

And easier to lay, so the rumours would have it.

I think I said when he did it, this kid’s dad is definitely Statto

She’s like someone turned Patel inside-out.

Technically aye, but it would be absolutely unprecedented and would probably see the end of the monarchy, so, crack on Chaz!

Ah, I thought you meant a mobile version of the ps5, on a tablet

What’s that now???

That’s’ so truth.

“ Thanks for calling son…”

Is it possible to have a negative number of followers on OnlyFans?

Aye, the other option is a hard border, which I’m sure certain folks on both sides would like, but fuck that noise.

Mrs. F won’t watch Bond films because “they’re just ridiculously far-fetched”.… …Loves the Bourne Trilogy

On a total tangent, and for some light relief (Mrs!), here’s Mick Lynch patiently destroying some Tories

So do I , if I’m honest.

I reckon he should give Mycology a go- he’s got years of experience.

He’s got no option but to do this, otherwise Labour won’t get in. We can forget rejoining for a while* until a good proportion of the Leave cunts are dead or dribbling, but if this energy price crisis doesn’t make us renationalise the our energy and water I don’t know what will. I’d like to think the last few years of Tory fuckery will stay long in people’s memory, but then, Johnson won a landslide so what the fuck do I know? * unless Wee Jimmy Krankie gets her wish and Scotland goes Indy and rejoins, then I can’t see us being too far behind.

How about we split 50/50 on top two placing suggestions ?

* wonders what a Corbynista on the bread-line might take up as a cheap, sustainable hobby… Are you having flying lessons?

Mint that they’ve coined the awful term “Sunakites”, because the alternative was “RiShites”