Monkeys Fist

Given her record on u-turns, this is music to my ears.

Sounds like he’s having a great time, tbh. “ PORRIDGE!”

Yes, I think I came across it too when it originally aired.

@wykikitoon, what’s this bloke done to upset you? Yorkshire man’s torment as mystery stranger keeps yelling “porridge” through his letterbox

Low BLOCKED!

Was it the Queen dying? Corbyn supporting Palestine? Did Ed Miliband try to eat another bacon sandwich? I’m struggling here, nothing obvious stands out…

Looking at that chin, she’s never folded a towel in her life, has she?

The link in tweet lists assistants and VAR officials.

I’d say he needs the practice if he got caught twice.

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I love it when you talk shop.

He sent her to give out free FTM badges at a refugee camp in Yemen and she wrote back saying, “ it’s so nice here compared to the shed in Southwick, I’m not coming back” Broke the poor cunt.

Shots fired.

I give her a break - she’s had half a dozen wayward chicken nuggets lodged in her guntfolds since the last night of the conference and they’re starting to reanimate.

Did he chop him up then run him over, or run him over first then chop him up? ‘Cos the first way seems a bit pointless after the chopping.

They’d at least have sent your dick pics around their WhatsApp group.

Cheers man! That sounds very similar to what’s going on here, ( except Ms.Fist wasn’t off her tits on cowies ), but I think the same result is on the cards. It’s infuriating but, when you’ve only got 5-6 coppers to cover the area, I guess it’s inevitable.

It’s as old as me that, but it always puts a smile on my face when he face plants