Monkeys Fist

Dear Craig.

Tommy Squelch, more like.

Just thought I’d share my “ Screw Driver” with you all. Used them for a couple of years and makes putting stuff like screws in holes etc a piece of piss. 1 for about £8 You basically put the metal part on top of your nail thingy, hold the plastic part in your hand , and turn it to make the screw go in. The real magic happens when you turn it the other way, as then, the screw comes OUT of the hole!

I wouldn’t take advice from anyone called Mr. Hands, tbh.

We’re posting about wanking, not walking, silly.

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Ask your Dad if he’d like a cup tea?

Neither’s this, but I love it

Aye, he said that in his 30s, about a song he wrote (about wanking) in his teens. He’s wrong, I’m right.

Yes it is, wanker.

Successful fiction authors are notoriously sensitive.

Also wrong.

Come on!

Apparently not- there’s an album of their 1979,1980 and 1982 sessions, it’s not on there.

Also, has Coldplay on it. List no good. edit; can’t find Teenage Kicks on a Peel Session anywhere- did they ever play it for him?

That’s my favourite joke.

Van Gogh is having a pint. Gaugin walks in and says, ” Alreet Vince, fancy a beer?” Van Gogh says, ” No thanks Paul mate, I’ve got one ‘ere.”

Fat Bear Week: Race is on for Alaska's bulkiest grizzly https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-63125242 Lads, make sure safe search is on if you’re googling “fat bear week”.

Don’t blame them for surrendering tbh. Why the fuck would you want to fight in a war with no decent gear, for no good reason, and with winter on the way? This won’t be over anytime soon, regardless of the Ukrainian successes in regaining territories. I hope the Ukrainian military treat them well as POWs.

I mean, needs must.