Monkeys Fist

This one?

Putting your sleeping/soup making arrangements aside for a moment, the Welsh coast, from top to bottom, is fucking amazing. Inland isn’t too shabby either. Sunset on the Pembrokeshire cliff tops, with a bowl of freshly blitzed Leek, Bacon and Potato soup, a glass of Netto Lager and a Bong injection as you watch your tent fly away…

It’s inflatable, I’m also assuming the bed he’ll be kipping on will inflatable, and probably his “camping sofa” too. So that’s about 45mins of him annoying the tits off everyone at the site with the noise from his little air compressor working overtime, every evening. That’s assuming he doesn’t flatten the battery on his car with it

CT- “ Hold on tight love, we’re nearly there!” Mrs CT- ” It’s been three fucking days! We just flew over a polar bear!”

Inflation strikes again Given that you’re planning a West Coast trip, and that the prevailing weather for the last 600 months has been Gale Force Fucking Wind from the Atlantic, and that it’s you putting it up, I predict that your lovely tent will turn itself in to a kite and disappear towards Norway within 3 days.

Given how much of a fuck on it is to put one of these up, they’re more suited to a “static” holiday where you stay at the same place for a week or whatever. A tour, where you’ll be lucky to stay at one place for more than a night or two, will rapidly lose its appeal when you have to allow for the hour or so to erect and takedown this fucker each day. You’d be better off putting this back on eBay and whatever you get for it can go towards hiring a campervan for your trip. Not that I want to piss on your chips or anything

Current ear-worm. There’s far worse things to have playing on your internal loop.

The biggest shock about this is that he wasn’t black. https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2022/06/28/lapd-officer-training-death/

Borderline? I’d smath her pathtie without a thecond thought.

Developers aren’t interested in building homes, they’re interested in building their bank balance. They’ll sell land without a second thought if the price is right.

Ask Schteve McClaren.

Meanwhile, their players have moved up in the world and are now shopping in Pennywell Aldi and Southwick Lidl. Gains.

Aye, it would have to be demolished and the vacant land around it acquired. It would have the added bonus of potentially watching our six-fingered neighbours squirm like a bag of ragworms if they took any bookings from the Arena

Also, Maxwell has only got 20 years for pimping underage girls. Unless she gets the Cosby treatment and gets out in a years time.

I really think that the only viable site, if you’re looking for somewhere within the “city limits”, is the Arena. A new stadium would have to be 80-100k capacity to be worth doing, and the space needed for that, parking, concession areas, only exists at the Arena or Castle Leazes. The Arena site is (marginally) better than Castle Leazes in all aspects, and isn’t yet surrounded by residential developments. I still think there’d be valid protests if we tried Castle Leazes. If they’re going to do it, they need to get the wheels in motion before some other fucker buys the land.

Nah… … Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Botman!

What did we reckon the capacity would be if the Gallowgate was extended to the same height as the Leazes and West stand? Around 65k? We’re going to need a new ground, aren’t we?

It’s Alex Pritchard apparently Probably not the Keeper

What’s the problem? Just some regular, normal Tory Enforcement Officers getting on with the job of silencing some uppity riff-raff with too much time on his benefit-scrounging hands.

I’ve also reported, twice, just, you know.… … to be sure. to be sure.

Get out of here with your facts and things

Totally missed the reference, cheers

This is too specific to be random- how far did you get when it happened?

Mmm, nice trim, wonder what inspired those colour choices? edit; baaallz