Monkeys Fist

Woeful performance. No strategy in place. Constant blaming of predecessors/ outside forces while harping on about some apparent ‘successes. Embarrassing media interviews. Wasting what little money there was on stupid ideas. Absolutely no hope in Europe. Those backing him because they think that in not doing so means having to ‘switch sides’. And he’s STILL claiming it was all a success in interviews today. Steve Bruce, ladies and gentlemen. ( sorry wrong thread )

What happened to the big takeover that was definitely happening last week? Did they do due diligence on Gandaft?

It’s because that demographic, the owld gets, still get most of their news, which tells them what to think, from good old-fashioned newspapers- i.e. The Daily Heil , The Torygraph and the Sun.

If it gets you away, it’s a risk worth taking.

If he was driving away from sunderland I’d say it’s extenuating circumstances tbh.

Can I downstream the NHS then? I hurt my arse on a tennis pitch.

As well sounding like tickling your toddler (Fnarr), Ekitike’s surname is a palindrome. Just thought I’d drop that in.

You have to pay before you can use Netflix.

Could do without the naked bit though 🤮 Denise Squelch is more than enough for this place, without Naked Nadine slinging her guts about.

It’s a shame @Christmas Tree doesn’t “do” politics anymore. It’d be illuminating to hear the opinions of a common or garden (sofa) Tory on the Fat Mess now. *not really

Pornhub is a bit vanilla for me, tbh.

I’ll be surprised if he lasts until October when the investigation is done.

“Bridgen says that while the PM is safe for another year under current rules, until another confidence vote can be held, he adds that "rules can be changed in extreme cases".” Tories are gonna do what Tory’s do 😉

Ex-teacher. Aye

There’s a difference between a music festival and a drum and bass guerilla event in a basement though, innit?

Err… author, don’t forget author.

“ I at least guessed first” “ It was a work event” Pitiful

You lot are about as good at sticking to rules as our friend in No. 10.

Guess how old he is? Don’t cheat

The “carbonara” at Sambucas is closer to cream of bacon soup, too.

In other news… I really feel for this poor bugger. British geologist jailed in Iraq after taking artefacts He hasn’t got a chance of Truss even reading the email in the next few weeks, by which time he’ll be Mr. Rectal Prolapse.

So, how many of his Cabinet voted against him do we reckon? Gove- nailed on-absolute weasel Sunak- hammered the nails in for Gove Truss- Probably the only thing stopping her ticking the No Confidence box faster than she did was the multiple orgasms she was having in the way to the ballot box ( sorry, it’s an image we don’t need but was necessary ) Raab- depends who spoke to him last … Cunt-“ Vote for Boris!” Raab- “ Err… ok” Other Cunt “ Vote against him!” Raab- “ Err… ok” Patel- of course she did! “ Hmm, Turkish grandfather?”… *books him a “speaking engagement” in Rwanda. Dorries - Schapps - probably didn’t realise it was being held today. Mogg - Too busy shifting monies between offshore accounts to give a fuck The rest- who the fuck are they?

I’m as jaded and cynical as you mate, but I honestly don’t see that happening. If, and it’s a huge if, he somehow crawls his way to a GE as PM, he’ll be absolutely rimmed. But, more importantly, as I said before, he’s a lame duck. He’s done all/most of the damage he can do. Even if all of the “rebels” don’t vote against everything, every time, there’ll be enough voting against him every time to make him effectively powerless. And the longer that goes on, like a wounded hippo with no teeth, married to a warthog with all his missing teeth extra, he’ll just become more, and more, and more belligerent and objectionable to more and more of his beloved morons. I reckon when he loses the two by-elections upcoming, both on the same day, the calls to go will only increase. ( Can a leadership challenge be triggered without a no confidence vote? I’m not au fait with Tory party rules, but they don’t seem too averse to changing rules as it suits, so maybe a moot point?)

It’s a secret ballot, isn’t it? But do/will we know who actually voted against him?