Monkeys Fist

Nah, we’re all getting bored of going to the Trent… … oops , me and my big mouth.

Rich of them to think we want the six-fingered little skip-rats.

Pants drier than a Nun’s chuff.

Didn’t someone post a link on here showing that Lee Johnson was their most successful manager ( of those that lasted 1 season or more), since the 19th century? I’m surprised they haven’t tried to get Ratboy from South Shields, but they probably can’t afford him Glorious times

Nah, it’s all in the past… ”Newcastle is gone. It's a chapter of my football life. ”

The Tory shithouse brought Theresa May along too, she’s standing in front of him, about to neck some fish.

This would have a whole different vibe if you’d posted it on RTG.

Why you wearing one of these though?

Wrong number mate- who you trying to call?

Collina- if it was CT his head would be stabbing that bloke in the blue.

It’s John Noakes, isn’t it? Is he dead, I can’t remember?

Whaaaat? Was this the other kid saying that?

A little bit of skin bleach and some blue contacts and Wor essembee might just agree.…

Oof!

You need something to watch ‘cos you’re not allowed to watch any matches.

Good post

Her and Bruce should do a collaboration.

FYP

This speaks to the core of stand-up

Is that you top right, next to the bloke with the arms? Zoomed in here

Tbf, no company that even remotely values it’s employees would ask them to touch the seats in there…

It’s Villa. Anything less than dry bumfucking to death them will always be a let-down. I hope we destroy them.