Monkeys Fist

It already is. Merry Christmas

Isn’t that incitement to violence or something? Seems he’s farted in his trousers and followed through here, mind.

Another manifestation of Mrs. F’s utter Christmas insanity is that we are, as a family, wiping our arses with the Snowman.… … as we do every year, because she’s a few slices short of a loaf. I’m not kidding either- she was frantic in November that she wouldn’t be able to get any in due to shortages.

FYP

Too fucking late, second coat is on the radiator already.

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/safc-play-scrooge.1567068/ True colours on show. edit; my post above was tongue-in-cheek but it’s surprising that more than a few of the filthy fuckers have actually used that as an excuse. edit 2; it’s not surprising at all.

They’re League 1- when they get a good attendance they can’t afford to give it away The absolute fucking tramps.

Understandable- She doesn’t want you picking up an injury at Christmas

So, Mrs. F. has decided that part of this year’s Christmas decorations are to include painting the bathroom radiator … because we’re having my family over on Boxing Day. I’ve offered to call my brother and Grandma Fist and offer them counselling to prepare for a radiator they won’t notice not having been painted since summer, but no, it must be glossed, today. Bat Shit Insane

Later?

If where you are is pretty rural, and you’ve kept yourself to yourself, you’re probably at far less risk of infection than somewhere urban with a lower infection rate, tbh. Hibernate until CT turns up at your door with a bucket of spoons and a blonde wig.

You’ve saved on a huge pile of washing though.

Try both your local and Newcastle taxi firms. Ask for a pick up and return quote. They’ll bite your hand off for a good job like that at Christmas.

It’s probably cheaper than a train too, and you’ll get direct to your dad’s house without needing to use a bus or metro. Where are you travelling from Rayvin? What’s the infection rate like where you are?

It is, but since they’re both chubby, unfunny, and sex pests on the text, they’re easily interchangeable.

“I thought I was putting the pounds on until I saw my old mate Michael” 😉 https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.joe.co.uk/amp/sport/ronaldo-roberto-carlos-respond-michael-owens-weight-joke-106765

You’d think they might’ve sent him some cinema tickets or a book or something.

I should probably clarify that my original question was because I was thinking getting a toddler/ 3-4yr old to do a LFT must be a nightmare. Then Alex ruined it for everyone

Yeah, we’re such a bunch of cynics on here that sometimes we miss the fact that some people got to their positions by doing the hard yards (even people we hate). It’s genuinely mind boggling when you think of how many hard yards of rancid, middle-aged cocks she’s had to dig out from under their paunches to get to where she is today.

I’ve got a load of toddler clothing from when my daughter was little, was going to give it to him- quality gear too … … so it’s not to be sniffed at.

How old is your daughter now?

That’s the spirit!

Oof! Is that everyone self isolating then?

I read the article linked- the little fucking cunt whines on about falling out with Shearer, then blames Shearer for us getting relegated. … and wonders why he’s universally despised

FTPO ( fixed the post order) 😉