Monkeys Fist
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Joelinton? Also, Aye, apart from very nearly getting the whole board shut down for one of his little crusades, he was top notch
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It all started when you put your hat in the blue wash, didn’t it CT? -
There’s only one Nigerian Prince that matters
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Worldle Geography filled a few minutes today- same crack as wordle but you get an outline map of a country. After each guess you get the distance from the solution country, the direction, and a percentage of letters in the name. Free app etc
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It was only 10ft wide man! ( that’s roughly half a giraffe).
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How the fuck did you dig this up?
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I’m feeling attacked here.
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It’s got me baffled tbh Why pick a giraffe as the animal you’re going use half of as a descriptor? If it’s the bottom half, there’s some weight and mass involved- if it’s the top half, we’re talking a wee head and neck… They could have said… a bison- About 10ftish, no need to imagine only half of it, but if you did, it’d be fucking weighty whichever half you pictured. But …why even compare it to a half( or a whole) animal, of any kind? Just say “ 10ft wide asteroid” and I’m sure everyone can picture it perfectly.
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So, a 10ft wide asteroid landed off the cost of Iceland 2hrs after it was first spotted. The Daily Hate decided that the best way to describe a 10ft asteroid was “ about the size of half a giraffe” https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-10610491/amp/Asteroid-half-size-giraffe-strikes-Earth-coast-Iceland.html What the fuck are they snorting?
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Nah, he said comedians. You can have that one for free
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Sugar Free… ( went looking for a pic of Rich Energy, found this …) That’s not a strapline- two drinks is their entire stock.
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Newcastle United: Club Sold To PCP - Official
Monkeys Fist replied to The Mighty Hog's topic in Newcastle Forum
If they called it Sticky Black and Whites the southern media ponces ( Gloomski aside ) wouldn’t know where to spaff their load first -
They all need to chill… … some grapes.
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#tuesdayvibes #architecture #stickycarpet #heronfoods #snug #business
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He’s found 50p and inflated the tyres on the caravan- moving to Pennywell.
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SOPYP ( Stinks Of Piss)
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“ The aal sound forrin and the aal end with an “i”, must be the same…FTM”
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Very sorry to hear that Strawb. He’ll have been glad his loved ones were with him, too.
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Speaking of “one-offs”, you’ll feel back to your normal self once you’ve had a “tester” without your heart exploding - Hope it all works out well, though, if they do put a turbo in, don’t forget to let them know you’re UK born, and so they need to reverse all polaritys. 😉
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Tbf, he’d have to spend some of it on them first
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Out of all that, the thing that surprised me most was being reminded El Hadji Diouf played for them
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I knew it looked familiar
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
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The conversation at the barbers… “ What style would you like, tovarich?” ” Motorbike helmet” ” No, no, Komrad Roman, I can do yo…” ” MOTORBIKE HELMET! “ “Da”
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If nothing else, he wants locking up for life with no parole for this fucking crime against hair
