Monkeys Fist

It’s just CT after 2 days of Keto.

I honestly felt myself improving just from the act of seeking help. I had a poor experience of therapists after my brother was killed, so I swerved the offer and went straight for the Garys.

Is it becoz I iz Team Sossidge?

This has me in bits

FYP

Won’t be sold to Saudis then, that takes at least 18 months.

I’m guessing he’s asking us because of our previous owner’s abysmal record with his employees, giving birth in work toilets etc? Isn’t he?

Just picturing Renton stood in a field in the pissing rain, getting bombarded by seagulls, raging at the world as he digs up yet another rusty fucking spoon… ” YOU CUNTS SAID THIS WOULD MAKE ME FEEL BETTER!!!!!!”

That’s him at the back though

He’ll be in big trouble if that pic makes it back to his boss at Initial, they take a very dim view of their cleaners using client equipment. #walter #heronfoods #part-timeworkers #cleanthatupbitch #tramp

I’m not a gambling man, but wanna bet? They’ll be wanking themselves daft.

Your gaff must reek of piss This has got the scouse mackems getting a fucking pasting written all over it.

How can you not be sure if it’s you? Have you forgotten what you looked like as a kid?

He’d be arrested if he did that now

Found a young CT and his Mam.

Alan Gowling? Is he chucking the peanuts in to the crowd or catching them?

I’m surprised he’s allowed to bring alcohol in to the hostel mind, even if it is just in the canteen.

What’s red and invisible? No cherry tomatoes

How’s your minge, though?

As puns go, this is pretty Shiite

Roman Abramovich: Premier League disqualifies Chelsea owner as director of club https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/60720343

I watched a documentary on BBC4 about how ship's hulls are held together. It was riveting…