Monkeys Fist
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He hasn’t got far to move, tbh.
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
You’re welcome. I haven’t got a scooby what he’s on about with Japanese talking dogs mind. -
I was walking the mutt- he’s mainly spaniel but there’s definitely some cauli in him.
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Tim Tams…pfft… fucking Netto Penguins.
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
Penguins are the largest known heterotherms, being able to lower their body temperature to conserve energy, so yes, penguins do get cold, but they don’t give a shit. -
Sorry, bean busy.
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This one? They were married.
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BBC showing they’ve used cluster bombs on civilians- a war crime. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/60591017
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Other Games 21/22: Talk about Actual Football
Monkeys Fist replied to Ayatollah Hermione's topic in Newcastle Forum
And some fucking driving lessons… -
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Other Games 21/22: Talk about Actual Football
Monkeys Fist replied to Ayatollah Hermione's topic in Newcastle Forum
Send him a can of Rich Energy… sugar free. -
MLF, of course. Has a season toilet in the South Stand. FTM
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Fucking hell, he’s thicker than these castle walls…
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Aye, and you can’t take accusations of racism seriously when it comes from the uppity Micks.
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It’s hard to think of a worse accent to have to pronounce his name in, too.
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Also, never mind social services, I’m calling the dentist for her…
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She should start by putting a crow on her head…
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“Welcome to the Wolf Jerky Stadium! “
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It’ll have to be a cash sale though, won’t it ?
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“ What is first target, Komrad Putin, Whitehouse?” ” Nyet…” ” House of Parliaments ?” “Nyet…” “ Reichstag?” ” Nyet…” ”Then where Komrad Putin?” ” Boldon Dogs… obliterate it”
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Just watched Putin: A Russian Spy Story on the Channel 4 iplayer. Three part documentary charting his lead up to, and time in, office.
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