Monkeys Fist

Do you think he gives a flying fuck? We’ve seen how much notice he takes of lockdown restrictions himself, and as for us plebs… ”let the bodies pile high in their thousands!"

Mackems/smoggies Potato/potahto

I wouldn’t mind if we paid them to fuck off to Siberia or somewhere. Other than that, to coin an oft used Mackem phrase, “We neeyd to look after our own-Chariteeuh begins at Yaarm!” Get fucked.

“We are looking at all kinds of things to keep Omicron under control and we can rule nothing out” Google translate Cuntish to English please. “ I can’t be fucking arsed, I’ve got a business meeting to get mullered at.”

Young Mirren, you say?

Legging it back to the Shire(az).

Why is Derek Lambazee™️ sitting next to Johnson, and where’s the rest of his body? ™️ Jokein’ere Inc.

He’s probably worried announcing another Christmas lockdown will make him look bad… … who wants to tell him?

Yis, he his.

Competitive Dad?

“Blurt like a toothless hippo” didn’t really scan.

Now I see why your Mam was one of 14…

MYP.

Gutted Rabbit.

Welly top.

I’m not sure what you’re getting at here but my mind is RACEing with possibilities.

Given your current domicile… THIT’S CHOICE! Cheers

Speaking of happy Christmases, has anyone got a link to a decent family quiz- we have 83yr old women to 11yr old boys, with a Sheldon Cooper or two and everything else in between, so a varied range of topics and difficulty. Get cracking please, because I can’t be arsed

I’m not surprised he’s a bit unsettled with Jason Voorhees hiding in the decorations

Cheers man. 👍 That’s the consensus I settled on after a bit of further digging.

I must confess to being very confused with the initial article which mentioned Crook Town and then said they were playing sunderland. “ Eh, same place isn’t it?”

Anyone help me clarify something. Fist Jnr. had a positive PCR result on 26/10/21 and did 10 days self isolation following it. He’s just had a message from his Scout group saying that one of them who was at the Laserquest meeting had tested positive. The latest info I can find is that, since FJ is within 90 days of a positive result, he doesn’t need to test or isolate, since he’ll have immunity. Am I wishful thinking here, or is that correct?

BYP