Monkeys Fist

Gullitt did the same , which I’ve always respected him for, if nothing else.

He has to be back by 10pm though, otherwise his Mam locks the door.

And here’s me thinking dogging was nice ladies showing their puppies.

What’s that now?

I mean, I fucking hate people in general, so sounds great.

Didn’t take long. https://www.theverge.com/2021/10/22/22740354/trump-truth-social-network-spac-mastodon-license-software-freedom-conservancy

T&Cs. 1. Nee cunts. 2. Yes, you Luke.

Looks to me like there’s an awful lot of fans standing up for the match there. It’d be awful if someone kicked them when they’re down and reported it to the Premier League .

Ffs, everyone knows it’s tinned rice pudding.

If it’d been Roast Chicken crisps I know a certain someone who’d have been tweeting until his fingers bled ( from his holiday retreat).

How did the current Mr.& Mrs. PL feel about that?

I’m not sure dead prozzies actually own any fields, but they’ll have a few rusty trombones I’d say.

Ok Dave, we get it, you’ve had the sex.

Was offshore on the ropes until the Lurgy hit. I was thinking of knocking it on the head for a while anyway, so called it a day. Doing this until I get my Class 1 HGV then I’ll be out trucking and killing prozzies. 👍

I don’t think we are turning on him, are we?

Waiting for International Rescue to come fix my puncture There’s worse places to be stuck, like.

Ironically, one of your more succinct posts.

Aye, they’re all going out later for a chinkies.

Giddup!

I’ll take that as a yes

I just looked it up on YouTube

You know that’d end up with Noel fucking Fielding finger-blasting Mary Berry whilst the scouse cunt had a whitey in the corner. Maybe.

I know Gullitt said it, and I know Mclaren’s not Dutch. Don’t care.

That’s because they’re baked off their tits.