Monkeys Fist

Not for long- once she finds out about whichever vacuous tart he’s been poking whilst she’s been shitting out his progeny, he’ll have two more loads of child support payments to shell out, on top of the 7 or 8 he’s already paying out. Then he’ll die of a heart attack in about 5 years. I had a mate like him- met and married some lass ( they were all certifiabley insane), had 2-3 kids, met a newer version, dumped the old one and repeated the process. He’s on his 4th currently, and it’s moving in to the utterly predictable “rocky” stage after the second kid. He’s probably got one more round of “newer model” before they’ll become too old to be impregnated, which would put him on 6-7 kids and 5 wives. If he was some unemployed charva he’d be vilified, but because he’s middle-class he gets a pass ( not from me, note the “had a mate”)

If I was a betting man, I’d like to see the odds on his venal, gold-digging twat of a wife still being with him a year after he’s punted.

Ah, but he’s also a midget, so he ticks the spaz box too. Which, in fairness, also qualifies for your point.

Just to assist our resident online research specialist, here’s the current Cabinet incuntbents. https://members.parliament.uk/Government/Cabinet If he’s heard of more than half of them, I’ll be mildly surprised.

Which ones are the misfits, and why would any of them be worse than the liars, lickspittles and fucking Dorries that Johnson has surrounded himself with? Here’s a list to make it easier to do your research. https://labour.org.uk/people/shadow-cabinet/

Is there a sublime message in this gif of him and the end of a bell?

Try this

Oh right, was he for the only a bit disastrous type then?

Tory Cunt Selection Board, or whatever… “ So Jeremy, why should you be the next PM?” ” I’m marginally less of a cunt than the last one?” ” That’ll do- have at it old chap.”

Wasn’t Cummings Brexit-Nutter-in-Chief?

Has to be a contender.

You should try Sweardle, as recommended by Meenzer. btw

Attila the Cunt, apparently.

Since you mentioned a crock of shit, here’s an example of the high-quality articles we’d lose if they fucked the Beeb. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-59785477 I’m sure some Tory MPs would find that fascinating.

BBC licence fee to be frozen at £159 for two years, government confirms https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-60027436 The fucking brass neck on these cunts, mind… The closest Dorries has been to any kind of culture is when she takes her knickers off.

Aye, common law cunt punt is required.

I’d come in to work, stone faced, until they sacked this bollocks name and just called it a day off.

6ft or 8ft? Filthy hobbitses!

Much better- if you zoom in, Fish, you can see the needles on the beach.

It’s a community one- three snouts and a litre of White Lightning gets it for an evening.

Not even on a pc- he’ll just have a mirror in his nest- “ “Hi Bill!” “Hi Willy, looking good man!”

What an absolute whopper. These fucking idiots think “Common Law” means something entirely different to what it actually is- i.e. the laws introduced by judges ruling in court, as opposed to Statutory Law which is introduced by Parliamentary rulings. Objects to being called Anti Vax- how about Cunt, is that more suitable?

Btw Luke, Shearer wasn’t joking.

“ The roast of Luke Edwards”