Monkeys Fist

If anyone was going to be a 10yr old eco-warrior, it was going to be you.

BJ7? Taxi!

He’s going to be so bewildered.

It’s mint, isn’t it?

I’m trying to picture a fat Steven Gerrard and I can’t shift this image…

It will if they don’t come back ‘til Monday.

I read an interview with her daughter who said she just wants her Mummy back.

We should bring back Dutty Custard as Director of Arseholery.

Owen got a message from them too… ” Not you, cunt.”

Did you forget to sign in on your Clarko account?

Funnily enough, I saw the s***s d****t Christmas advert the other day with Pickford. I guarantee he only agreed to it because he thought “ This’ll wind the mags up”. Not anymore-Dropped the ball again, T-Rex

Did you ever solve this puzzler?

When the Apocaplyse is over, and the Earth is scoured, Derek Wright will still be NUFC Physio

Elton John and Ed Sheeran are releasing a Christmas single.

And I was suggesting the women in Trillians have beards

I’d piss myself i we nicked Rangnick for DoF from the Rapists at the end of the season

I’m a fucking duck egg, more like.

Death Starfish II.