Monkeys Fist

“the equivalent in deaths of a twin towers terrorist attack happening on these shores every week for a year” Fucking hell.

Trying to get my daughter to sign up to the free after-school volleyball sessions which have now become active at her school. ( She loves volleyball and is pretty damn good at it).… “ Are you going to have a crack at this volleyball club, Petal?” ” No Dad, none of my friends are doing it.” ” So? If you sign up you’ll make new friends, can’t be bad,eh?” ” YOU DONT MAKE NEW FRIENDS AFTER YEAR 9, DAD!” I mean, she’s not wrong, but still…

Those that vote Tory have already demonstrated their “I’m not listening” approach. Cummings will simply be portrayed as a ‘traitor’ and the press will print some fucking garbage distraction about James Hewitt’s lad and his wife and it’ll all be forgotten.

Aye. I think he knows , like the rest of us, the chances of it actually happening are smalller than my chances of slinging one up Salma Hayek. I’d enjoy either, or both, but not equally

I couldn’t listen beyond him blaming the Liverpool fans, ( I’ve just got a new phone and don’t want to bounce it off the wall). He’s got one of those punchable voices, dripping with privilege, which doesn’t help.

Pot being stirred

Revenge. It’s entirely personal and he seems to be focusing his ire on Johnson, his latest cumbucket, and Hancock. Got to say it’s very well done, he’s way more convincing than the Bishop Auckland presser, and even a little bit human, which is impressive.

Lickspittle In Chief

If you think of the Cabinet as a schoolyard, (which it basically is, private and very elite), Hancock is the little toad that collects the dinner money and sweets from Schapps and Sunak for Johnson and Raab. He’s a little bitch.

How else will he keep his family supplied with multi-million pound contracts?

Hancock will be golden- we’ve got Johnson as PM, Patel as Home Secretary, Raab as Foreign Secretary, and Grant Schapps as Transport Goblin. Grant fucking Schapps.… So aye, Mancock will be fine, he’s in good company.

‘’he had no legal duty to tell the whole truth to the Taylor inquiry. Arguing that the legal duty could be the court’s only consideration, Goldberg said: “This court is not a court of morals. This court is not a court of common decency.” Fucking shameful

Does “your mate” also have numerous robotic household appliances?

What?

Haven’t you heard?

Who’s Kim McMahon?

Rise up then! Throw off the yolk of oppression. Don’t just wing about it.

Is she making another comeback?

I reckon he’s being anally probed, on his way to the Andromeda Galaxy, as we speak. The man knew too much.

Aye, this was so obvious, wasn’t it? The fact Bruce stuck around means one of two things, neither of which precludes the other from being true. 1- He’s thick as mince and didn’t realise. 2- He’s a little bitch and took the slight on his character, along with his wages.

What do we think about Jones as our next gaffer? The Cabbage is contracted until 2022, and will he fuck go before then, which means we will likely be relegated. Assuming Jones is still with us, which is far from guaranteed, when the Calorie Sack is finally peddled, he ticks all boxes for Ashley. • Cheap • Cheap • Cheap • Knows the club and all the bullshit that he’ll have to work under. • Half decent coach. • Cheap

Shots fired

Well??

Except his daughter, who likes a bit rough apparently. *cough…Darren Bent…cough…Lee Hendrie…cough

Have you lot got nowt better to do? Instead of swanning about on here, flamin' go back to graft. Unless you’re driving home, in which case be careful - it’s th’ rush hour. Ostrich.