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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Are Lincoln in their home strips? Wonder how many of the sister-fuckers think they’re winning 2-0
  2. Mighty Lincoln, who last played outside of Div3 in 1961.
  3. “"I Choose Sorry Every Fucking Time."
  4. Is that one of our more esoteric members, named after a certain member of the Byrds?
  5. I’m picturing Rayvin Luded out his mind, trying to open his car doors with his feet and just apologising left, right and centre to trees, bins and the pavement.
  6. This should be a t-shirt, sold at Fatty’s Empire of Tat beside the pint tea mug.
  7. Aye aye Flava D. Edit; just looked “him” up…
  8. Likes his dinners… there’s nearly two of him there
  9. Are you playing the Dad Tent mid-afternoon pre-snooze spot?
  10. As well as being the least known member of Liverpool’s best loved (only) acting family, and being in a shit band, Spacka McGann appears to be in Up The Arse Corner too.
  11. It’s pre-pre-Scouts. Beavers—Cubs—Scouts—Prison So aye, what Quiff said.
  12. I never said there was tbf (there is). Its Quiff who seems to want to distance himself from his home region.
  13. In several million years from now, when humans have long since left the home planet and struck out to other solar systems in search of new planets to fuck up, the answer to the question , “ What’s the dullest band there’s ever been?” will still be Coldplay. Edit; As language evolves, sometimes at an incredible pace within single lifetimes, the general term for “absolute shite” will still be Bawitdaba
  14. Not that place on Teeside then? Ok
  15. Did you get it from Dalton? ( thought you didn’t do Italian food ?)
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