Monkeys Fist

Is that @The Fish’s Tinder persona?

Mine is about when Macca met Gandaft down the local scrap heap for a sesh on White Lightening and Rich Energy… “Mullered in Tyres So pissed rolling round on our knees…”

Minus the hair

How does it compare to the first?

MLFed your post

Did you misspell pissy?

They used all the folks from the moon landings conspiracy. Rethink Reskill Reboot

It tends to do that.

As if the place wasn’t scruffy enough.

Got a letter from my daughter’s high school yesterday, which included this… So, Johnson wants them to do their own testing, but doesn’t seem keen on helping them execute it- what a shock Whilst NHS staff have rightly been applauded for their Herculean efforts during this whole shitshow, I think the schools have also done an amazing job. Within a week of it all kicking off, with no help at all from govt, they transferred their entire operations online and have since then carried on with, at times, drastically reduced staffing. Hats off 👍

Are you this dull in real life, or is it just an act?

I’m sure that’s not the first time this phrase has been used in relation to it, either.

Quite impressive that, even though most of his face is covered, you can still detect the embarrassment of the poor charva in the pic.

Nah, there’s a couple of lads opened a microbrewery in sunderland and called it Vaux. They’ve got the same logo etc, are selling merchandise, but they’re nowt to do with the old Vaux. As I said, I could open a corner shop and call it Debenhams, which is what they’ve done. edit; they have two beers on their site, neither of which are available. They should partner with Gandaft. https://www.vaux.beer/collections/beers?sort_by=title-ascending

Because he’s absolutely tapped.

Aye, that’s like me opening a corner shop and calling it Debenhams.

Mrs. Fist works for a large Mackem housing association, named after a Penguin. The staff all received a Christmas hamper instead of the usual night out, which was supposedly filled with things that celebrate sunderland’s heritage. Here’s what was in it; Ringtons Teabags Ringtons Biscuits Ringtons Coffee Sweets from Beamish Museum Sweety shop A bottle of Prosecco A pen And this So, Ringtons was started in Heaton, Newcastle, by a Geordie and a Yorkshireman. Beamish is in Durham, created by another Yorkshireman. Prosecco isn’t made on the sun-drenched terraces of Southwick, last time I checked. The pen is from China The only thing actually from sunderland is the pint pot with the name of a brewery on it that closed 20 years ago. FTM.

That’s beyond shameful. Absolutely boils my piss that fucking idiots like CT walk around with their heads up their arses, keeping these cunts in power. And it’s only going to get worse…

Can someone get @TheGingerQuiff to drop off some Kamagra at Benton, for our wilting Mannschaft? ( I put as much effort in to this as Bruce does with his work in progress).

Well, they do now.

Followed by a 20 year old ad for a shit curry house.