Monkeys Fist

You on the beers or the vino?

Last minute decision to have a wee BBQ, totally uninfluenced by mild day-drinking. 😂 I’ve been having a bit of a duck eggs love-in lately, farm shop near me is selling them and they’re fucking amazing. So, the salad is getting a couple of soft-boiled ones hoyed on last minute as a lovely eggy dressing.

#mackemlogic engaged. Run along son, no one cares what you “think”.

@Howay now chasing live cattle around a field with a knife and fork in hand. Fucking get in to him

“ You lot” Mask kicked in the corner with his empty cans of Blue Pop. Fuck off back to your hovel. *Hypocrisy btw, if you’re going to play Billy Big Words, get them right.

Imagine getting banned from everywhere for dullardery

You don’t Say(ers).

Your Mag mask slipped a bit there Marra. Imagine, soon we’ll know how sunderland feel, down in Division Three being “everyone’s cup final”. Shat on any seats lately?

FYP.

No one cares about sunderland though.

I’d agree with most of this, except the bit about them sueing the Velcro Beast. It’d be far funnier if they offered him a job, just to watch the twat back pedalling like Eddie Merckx as he smelt the money.

It’ll be the League One version- some bloke in a hand-written t-shirt “ Blud on ya’s hands” riding his son’s BMX down Wessington Way, posted on Tik-Tok.

Aye, you’d think they’d be experts at keeping folk locked away

In order to help curb the spread though, it’s important you avoid using your mobile phone.

That’s all of them, isn’t it?

I think he’d have evely light to be outlaged.

At least he got the signatures he needed I wonder if his cunning plan was… “Ah’ll gerraall me Marra’s to sign thi…oh… fuck”

Got to give them the benefit of the doubt, haven’t you

I’ve noticed that too mate. Took the laddie out for our daily cycle and it was noticeably busier than it has been the last week or so. Not only more people, but they seemed to be taking less notice of the 2m rule, too. All the lads in the pub tonight had noticed this too, and we were suitably pissed off. People are cunts.

Fuck off you League One, paedophiie supporting, bitter, sister-fucking, Neanderthal cunt.

Thrapped Around Your Finger? Ayatollah isn’t the only one getting pissed and nekkid. Shoppers swap clothes for alcohol amid record sales drop https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-52408885

It’ll be a clean death.

Thrapping In A Bottle

Nowt wrong with a bit goat , tbh.