Monkeys Fist
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They’re old cunts.
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Nasa released the first ever pic of Gemmill’s hoop.
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Midgets.
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Apparently due to the lack of tourists dropping their food everywhere , Venice’s seagulls have taken to hunting and scarfing down rats. Oh, nearly forgot … @Renton
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The Tories are new to this socialism lark, give them some leeway
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Surprising, given the close, mutual respect “both” teams have for each other.
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Coronavirus: Off-licences added to list of 'essential' retailers https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-52033260
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
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This line in the BBC report about Prince Jug Ears. ”It's not a huge house but certainly big enough to isolate yourself within it. “ Edit: you are seeing half of it in the pic.
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I take Candesartan daily. Should I be shitting my pants?
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Just went out with the boy for a bike ride, I thought “ We’ll go past Hillheads Farm shop and get some fruit while we’re out.” There’s a big sign at the door saying stay 2m apart, do not go within 1m of till area until called,etc. I looked in and it’s fucking rammed, no one taking a blind bit of notice, and at least 60% elderly and/or fat as fuck. Darwinism.
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
“ Back to work, you!” -
https://youtu.be/akb0kD7EHIk
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Six words and you butchered a third of them.
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Where are you living mate? What’s the local response to this, are people taking measures or do they think they can shoot their way out of it?
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If Hancock truly gave a fuck, instead of seeking 250,000 volunteers, he’d be paying at least minimum wage , and offering work to those who’re without a wage for the foreseeable. They’re all despicable cunts who’ve all had a role in fucking over every aspect of the country that couldn’t provide a profit to them. Rant over
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If “managers” actually stepped out of their offices once in a while, and spoke to the grafters, things might actually work.
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Am I doing this right?
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Johnson thinking “ Right then, I’ve ordered the plebs to stay in -that’s corona virus done”
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So long as Graham doesn’t peg it.
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Maybe, but I’d say an armed bloke breaking into your house and threatening to kill your Mrs. is reasonable grounds to lose your blob momentarily.
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This seems a bit harsh… Man who killed armed robber in his Glasgow home is jailed https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-52018558
