Monkeys Fist

FYP.

This is fucking glorious- A solid gold shitter was installed in Blenheim Palace as part of an art exhibition ( ). “ Speaking last month Edward Spencer-Churchill - half-brother of the current Duke of Marlborough - said he was relaxed about security for the artwork. "It's not going to be the easiest thing to nick," Guess what…? https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-49700620

They’ll be having 90 minutes silence.…

This is a depressing read. Climate change: Electrical industry's 'dirty secret' boosts warming https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-49567197

I think our chances are best summed up as follows…

It’s strange because attention spans are supposedly decreasing. I blame the EU…and The Fish, naturally.

These are fucking mint… https://www.adidas.co.uk/p/mens-midlife-crisis/204967.html?cid=060&adid=google_ppc_UK_shopping_Shoe_men_204967-060&gclid=CjwKCAjwtuLrBRAlEiwAPVcZBgzRb3m8BNc1rJH6lEj5VAF5PwMAkDLEz5EBrqDW6nL7Ve2UZoPnOxoCiC4QAvD_BwE

Hucthinson?

Does lying to Lizzy count as treason? If so, can Johnson be looking at a stretch? Fuck me I hope so

Morning!

“Sahar Khodayari’s death immediately ignited an outcry in Iran” Oof! Sack the copy editor.

Anyone with half a brain would know it’s not right.

Deeply injured? That sounds ruff…ruff ruff ruff ruff… …bark.

The Sweaties are unbearable as it is, can you imagine being English and living there post-independence? It’d be like a real life, permanent rerun of Braveheart.

You ok hun? ( not joking , is everything ok in Ayatollahland?).

You didn’t think of Cercei’s snapper? Is you batty?

He went from Right Wing Tory to almost jumping ship to Labour prior to becoming Speaker. They’ve never liked him