Monkeys Fist

I keep telling myself that.

Terrible drivers on the one side, the worst, worsest.

A tinderbox which Trump is gleefully throwing petrol and matches at… On Saturday - On Sunday,

Getting the train in Italy? I’ve heard they’re pretty decent.

Not at all mate- I doubt we’ll hear anymore about this, unless Johnson and his cronies can work out how to make millions from it.

A good job Twitter was in its infancy when we had Boumsong.

Never fails.

That’ll be him away for another year.

No worries. 1) If you couldn’t give a flying fuck, do nothing, just carry on with your day. 2) If you live on Teeside and poke Romanian hookers, bang on about this ( whatever this is) for the next few weeks. Done. Option 1) wins by 99 votes to 1.

BBC casually announcing that Cardiff University May have found a cure for cancer. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-51182451

Insane.

Here you go.

Johnson-“ Pat me down, my Prince of Hearts” Artist Formerly Known As Prince- ” I hate you with a vengeance”

Was he after some kamagra?

Virginia gun rally: Authorities gear up for unrest in Richmond https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-51170252 Fucking lunacy.

Some boy, you.

That fucking tattoo Looks like he’s done it himself.

Tyson Fury?

Man the barricades.

No. Fuck off you dull mackem cunt. There.

Soo not like him…