Monkeys Fist
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Didn’t stop Johnson, did it?
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So I went in to the butchers today and said, ” I bet you £3000 you can’t reach that beef on the top shelf” He said “ Sorry mate, no bet, the steaks are too high.”
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I’m not sure there’s a vas deferens between them?
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'Penis fish' wash up on a beach in California https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-50779461 Ok
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Thinks ilux.
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Have you tattooed your face yet?
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Pffft!
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Not as shocked as us mate. Its fucking devastating to realise the majority of our countrymen are selfish cunts.
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What would it take to tempt him back?
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@Dr GloomYou missed out absent father, inciter of violence to journalists, and sexist.
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What would be the correct channel to use to tell Johnson to go fuck himself with a ballistic missile? Let the healing begin, urges victorious PM https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2019-50786580
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Knock one out then have a nap, mate. Works wonders.
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That lasted as long as CT doing the sex.
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Do Maccy D’s pay redundancy now?
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One of mine too. Whereas Hendrix made his cover versions of other’s songs the definitive version, I’d say SRV smashes Hendrix out of the park with his version of Little Wing. ( Comes close with Voodoo Chile too).
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https://youtu.be/i6G53BMgugo How it should be done.
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Go To Fucking Bed.
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Minister for Women’s Affairs please.
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Especially when you consider the absolute fucking clownshoe they voted for instead.
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The Sell Off Campaign begins… Hospital waiting times worsen again https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-50718869
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Call her back, buy one then just crush it in front of her , whilst silently mouthing obscenities.
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@Tom, hats off to you mate, you did everything in your power.
