Monkeys Fist
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Tank tops is my guess.
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Well, fuck me.
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You’d only try to tempt them in to a nice taxi.
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There is only one True Lord of Light
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He was probably sick to fucking death of hearing Theon apologise…again.
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Whilst doing this…
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
He looks like one of the puppets from The Dark Crystal. ( By “one of”, I mean this one, of course). -
Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
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Did whossname, her eunuch chap, survive? I lost count.
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That was a disappointingly Cheb-free goodbye from her, mind.
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Also,
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If doesn’t get to rag the arse off at least once there’ll be ructions on
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Needed more tits.
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Just cracked a beer in the garden. ( shit, am I turning in to ?)
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I think you know full well.
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
Posted 5 hours ago. Still off off his face -
If he was reeeaaallly flexible, he could bend over and clean his own arsehole very efficiently with that horrific excuse for a haircut.
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I once had a shite off a 600ft cliff. It disappeared from view as it dropped, but then did a passable “Wile E Coyote” splat as it hit the deck.
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Where you going?
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Glad to see I’m not the only one bored witless this Sunday afternoon.
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Last I heard, they went to Berwick for a scrap, got so bored they ended up forming a Magic The Gathering league, and were never heard from again. Perhaps.
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My aunt lives in Sutton Coldfield, near Birmingham. She also says Berwick is quite nice.
