Monkeys Fist

He had beautiful legs.

As a staunch non-fan of Gervais, get fucked.

Similar to the difference between a twat and an utter twat.

“Who? Adam Holter? Never heard of her”.

I’m very staunchly atheist, but I totally understand people being upset by this. It’s not just some church, it’s a national symbol, not to mention that it’s an incredible building. Not believing in the Big Fellow doesn’t stop me being gobsmacked every time I walk in to Durham Cathedral, for example, and I’m sure if that went up in flames we’d be equally upset.

Me too. It was quite the romp

Mackem Logic

What a fucking charlatan. He’s not expecting/doesn’t want to go up, does he?

Jose Enrique: Ex-Liverpool and Newcastle defender given all clear by surgeons https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/47942648 Nice to hear.

Trump is probably having a stroke from trying not to Tweet “ You’re Fired” at Macron.

I don’t think that’s a worry any more. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/notre-dame-cathedral-fire-spire-video-fall-collapse-paris-france-a8871531.html The Parisians must be miserable.…

I wonder if there’s a reason that fire services don’t use heavily-loaded, extremely low-flying aircraft over densely populated capital cities?

I’m not sure how the fire started but I have a hunch…

You still on the St. Etiennes, Bonny lad?

Tbf, the Coventry lad asked the Mackem for his sister’s phone number. You cant just go asking a bloke for his wife’s number and not expect a slap

They’re just wounded that another club’s supporters don’t love them to bits, Marra.

Giving Coventry fans pelters here for shitting in a bag and hoying it down to the lower tier. I mean, who uses a bag when you have a shite in their stadium?

Sounds like you’re in a bad way.

Boom!

Tommy Smith: Liverpool great dies, aged 74 https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/47913937

RIP you tubby Twat.