Monkeys Fist

He looks like one of the puppets from The Dark Crystal. ( By “one of”, I mean this one, of course).

Did whossname, her eunuch chap, survive? I lost count.

That was a disappointingly Cheb-free goodbye from her, mind.

Also,

If doesn’t get to rag the arse off at least once there’ll be ructions on

Needed more tits.

Just cracked a beer in the garden. ( shit, am I turning in to ?)

I think you know full well.

Posted 5 hours ago. Still off off his face

If he was reeeaaallly flexible, he could bend over and clean his own arsehole very efficiently with that horrific excuse for a haircut.

I once had a shite off a 600ft cliff. It disappeared from view as it dropped, but then did a passable “Wile E Coyote” splat as it hit the deck.

Where you going?

Glad to see I’m not the only one bored witless this Sunday afternoon.

Last I heard, they went to Berwick for a scrap, got so bored they ended up forming a Magic The Gathering league, and were never heard from again. Perhaps.

My aunt lives in Sutton Coldfield, near Birmingham. She also says Berwick is quite nice.

“Plus a squirt or two of Zyklon B maybe?” Oof.

You could’ve saved yourself a lot of money buying from here, mate.

I’m not saying this will happen to the Unwashed next season if they don’t go up, but this will happen to the Unwashed next season if they don’t go up.

Rayvin’s on the sherbet.

Endgame spoiler

It seems the entire internet is one huge spoiler fest. Fist Jr. wants me to take him to see Endgame, but he’s away on Cub camp to Windermere this weekend ( just dropped the little swine off ), so it’ll have to wait a week.