Monkeys Fist

Not to mention the musty reek from her leather strides

Ironic,really 0-4+ to the admirers of the spare elbow skin.

They're in a vicious circle. *They need the money Premiership football brings to survive *To stay in the Premiership, they need players who can cope with a relegation scrap.... and playing for sunderland. *To attract those players, they must offer daft wages and pay over the odds, because all they have to offer/attract players otherwise is their Premiership status. *Because they pay over the odds, when the time comes to ship out unwanted players, they never make a profit *To sustain this they must stay in the Premiership because of the money it gives them. Premiership survival is their No.1 priority,above all else. Without it, they're Leeds.

Paging Ant O'Putin.

His name is Reek.

Standing or sitting?

The pause made it. Titty sprinkles.

In fairness, he'd have no choice after a champagne enema.

- best all round poster (football) ;tough one, between David Kelly and Howay, but Howay gets it for the added lulz - best all round poster (general) ;Alex aka and Rayvin - funniest poster ;three way between Gemmill, Howmanheyman and Meenzer. Only one of the above will be happy with that. - most thought provoking thread starter; Group award to everyone who polluted the minds of every poor bugger that searched for our namesake kids cartoon site whilst the abusive match threads were running. - poster you'd most like to go for a beer with ; Ken - poster you'd most like to slap you in the face with a wet fish; Catmag. Safe word would be halibut. - thickest skin; The Fish - thinnest skin ; CT or Phtevie - best fact checker; - biggest blairite; Me and Gordon Ramsey - biggest trot; see above - most likely to end up in an insane asylum; since Essembee is disqualified as he's clearly already there, Wykiktoon. - biggest hipster wanker; This award is sponsored by The English Tapas Pop Up Hoverboard Beard Oil Company .... and jointly goes to Gloomy and Fish. - most sanctimonious ; Given my schizophrenia, I'm in two minds about this, so we gives the precious to J69. - most missed former poster ; Toughguymick. - the leazesmag award for the poster most likely to start an argument with him/herself ; -The Adam Johnson Best Young 'Un Award; Haydenator… who has clearly found a lass since he's never on here now - best female poster ; CT

What would you say her two biggest hits* are? *ducking autocucumber.

He's being influenced by Black Russians.

Zolagate, tbh. He's on a roll.

You sure?

Are you confusing 'conflate' with 'confuse'?

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Just you wait until you get home and your mother finds out, young man! You'll be grounded.

(3pts, back on top. )

He needs to improve his long-range passing, and do less of the dribbling with the ball at his feet. He's a classic example of your English Tappers.

2-0! Atsuuuu!

Makes me think Kenny Baker might still be alive http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/35963-yes-gemmill/?p=1422800

Gettin!