Monkeys Fist

That'll do.

Fuck Off

Can someone explain what a mortgage is to Quiff.

Are you conflating musical ability with trouser trembliciousness? I've said before why I dislike the dirge- it's music from a film about Americans on the West Coast of Scotland. It's written by a Scot, who lived in Blyth for about ten years before fucking off to London. If we want a song that has Geordie connections, this isn't it. ( it's also fucking shite.)

On an open fire?

It has nothing to do with Newcastle, which conflates a lot of people.

Let's hope he is.

Now then , now then.

I think you're conflating me with someone else?

I fucking despise that song with a fierce passion.

Ssh bby. Is ok.

Anyone got ticket no.87823? Anyone? Ffs.

Diame! 2-1

Fuck off. And that fucking music can fuck off too. Are we playing at the fucking Hoppings?

Giddup!

Your point being?

Let me know Jnr's verdict- I'm taking Fist Jnr. over the holidays, so plot, acting etc is irrelevant. How does it hold up in the shooty bang bang stakes?

J69 hereafter known as "Wide Eggs"

Aka The Chav Boob Job. Pull that hair back so fucking tight it lifts their saggers.

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