Monkeys Fist

Do you think it's the Twat-hair, the face like a punched pasty, or both?

"Get in the fucking taxi, bitch!"

Aye, she is a tad.

As you were, then.

I honestly don't think morale will be a problem- if anything, given the red cards being binned, I'd say we will be champing at the bit to get amongst these and give them a kicking. I agree about the play-off situation being farcical, though. The only way you could justify it is if it also applied to relegation. It'd be quite fun to see a relegation play-off, as the winners of each match dropped out, the standard would get progressively more shitty, culminating in a turd-fest of a final, ( which should be held at Villa Park).

BBC's Laura Kuenssberg named journalist of the year http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-38234579

You could at least use mine, to reflect the 1m40s of hard graft googling I put in to it. Poor form, sir, poor form.

Whereas we are just too mullered to care.

Every cloud has a sexy Italian lasses thrupennies, as the saying doesn't go.

Ffs!

Merry Christmas guys, lazy fecker.

Given recent revelations, they might want to rethink using this one.

Isn't it the case that once he's President, they'll take away his phone? Can't they just do it now?

The jaguar chowing down on that caiman's heed was a bit crunchy too.

Alreet Gramps.

https://youtu.be/iR27nLuML-E Giraffe-" Have it-ah!"

That original pic was from 2010, they'll all be grandmothers by now.

In 1 and 4.

Yo Ho Ho, btw.

2,3,2 again, clinic.

There was at least 200 in Saving Private Ryan.

FYP.