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Monkeys Fist

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  1. That'd be a cracking band- covers of N.I.N. and The Stooges performed by a 4-piece male vocal group, dressed like this, The Nihilistics.
  2. I'd take a guess and say that one of them no longer posts but lurks
  3. They all need hover boards. And goji berries.
  4. When you called it "the pod" I immediately pictured you and your pals as man-headed dolphins, shouting out random NUFC facts as you breach the surface. (Don't to inject too much Bong in your 20s, kids. Mmm'kay? )
  5. That's because they're digital, not analogue.
  6. CTs diet sheet for the week; 1 carrot* 1 parsnip* 1 broccoli* 12 trays of kebab meat 4 pints of goose fat for roasting *didn't have any of these, used chips instead.
  7. Unless he's got one of these. http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/03/someone-made-a-lego-hair-bike-helmet-and-everyone-thinks-its-awesome-6168247/ Oh, and reported.
  8. They're fucked if he takes his hat off. No one will recognise him.
  9. He looks like the lass was tripping her tits off. Come on, that's a piss take
  10. Police hunt deformed freak whilst wearing fisheye lens specs.. https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/sep/30/police-hunt-man-who-attacked-girl-on-her-way-to-school-in-hackney?cmp=oth_b-aplnews_d-2 That identikit is taking the piss, mind.
  11. Relax, he'd need people to listen to it to go full-time
  12. He's lucky she didn't give him a good fucking kicking
  13. Fucking hell man @@ChezGiven, I know times are tough since the crash in the foie gras markets, but you didn't need to resort to this , http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-37538453 (I've got the keys to Fop's old safe house if you need it )
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