Monkeys Fist

All the best @Noelie

All/none of them. Same thing.

ftfy.

Where’s @Kitman when you need him? Happy New Year you pack of glorious bastards.

Nice tits, though.

If you do meet Souness, don’t acknowledge his football career at all. Treat him as a failed actor, discuss his sole appearance in Boys From The Blackstuff, and ask him where it went wrong from there.

Just got back from seeing Last Jedi with The Knacker (Fistlet II). Going by the “Sweetie Bag Scale”, ( empty bag- kids are bored and neck sweets= shite film full bag- kids totally engrossed in film, forget about sweets= Call Oscar), Knacker had a pretty much full bag at movie’s end, and loved it. I really enjoyed it too, agreed the Leia/Superman scene was a bit “wtf”, they missed a trick by not having Luke lift his X-Wing out of the Oirish Sea and come charging in on it, and the casino with the galloping rabbit/donkeys can fuck off, but overall it was an enjoyable romp. That’s as much critique as a movie about Telepathic Hippie Space Monks fighting Asthma Nazis needs.

Looks like Uncal Mick is now Aunty Michaela.… ( also, isn’t that Basic Mick a few rows above him/her, left of the lass in the white hat?)

Chins up Tubs. Sure you’ll bounce back

Now now, bbc is what tempted Mrs. Ken away from the piss-stained marital bed. So let’s not mention it, eh?

Batty Boy Tackles Dirty Butt.

Terrifying, isn’t it?

Stage 1 of the above is imminent- I’ll be building up a woodwork workshop in my new gaff’s garage, and getting my pootle on. Any other crapenters on here?

Forgive zerosum, he’s only a human bean.

ffs, he’s as thick as his old boss.

She’s not coming back, Ken.

Shrub Shrub Shrub Herbs. Herbs Decking. Decking Water Feature Bush. Gnome.

Starring Hunter D Stair. He’s where Germans have their gas meters.

I know how much you like digging up pointless shite, CT, so I left it to you.

I’m surprised CT isn’t in to The Detectorists.

Happy Birthday old chap.