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That's not illogical, though. It's kind of a fact.

I've never seen it as illogical, sorry, no. Is that the basis for your theory?

From the beginning, if you would. I'm not familiar with any part of the theory, really. Feel free to start with why you believe it to be true, if you like.

Can you explain your theory? Why you believe it to be true would also be helpful.

In talks with the good De Jong, according to Ryder.

Good god, man. She is incredible.

Shit, man. I was going to mention you, but wasn't sure if it was common knowledge. Weren't you due to stop a while back? That's going to have to be a very gradual weaning, like.

Bikes with discs over the spokes. Fantastic when the wind got up.

Poor people don't know how to use computers. The ones that do, can't afford one.

CT would honestly struggle to be any more of a taxi driver. He's fucking textbook. It's quite incredible. Almost certain that he posts looking at his phone over his shoulder.

Tramadol is an absolute shit. Took it for three weeks after an operation, then went cold turkey. Pretty sure I could kick a smack habit after that experience. Didn't even enjoy taking it. Codeine phosphate on the other hand.

You'd have to be doing a serious amount of co-codamol to end up addicted, like. What dosage is it?

Could be onto something there, definitely.

I can't claim to know the ratio of players in, against those going out, but I'm not sure that the outgoings would be significantly higher. You're absolutely right that we do have an entirely more pro-active approach to selling than buying, mind.

To be fair, any outgoing transfer is as real as the incoming deals, at the moment.

Appreciate the sensible words. Reminding myself that there was a reason that I was comfortable with the purchase in the first place, and it's only for a couple of months. I will undoubtedly continue to flap. It's been very easy to play it cool for the last nine months, but apparently not anymore. CT, please keep your sick fantasies to yourself, thanks.

At the risk of turning this place into mumsnet again, what are people's thoughts/experiences on isofix car seat bases versus seatbelt secured car seats? We bought our baby car seat a good while ago, knowing my car didn't have the isofix fittings. I researched it a fair bit at the time, and I was comfortable with seatbelt fixing method. However, now that the due date is fast approaching, I've started to question my choice, massively. I'm now flapping and looking at isofix mounting kits, to install it myself. I'm due a new company car in September, but I'm really not sure about using my current car until then. Any advice is greatly appreciated - the internet appears to be massively split on the pros and cons of each method.

You've let me down, Gail.

Other than the theme parks (go to as many as you can, he'll never forget it) Wet and Wild is well worth a visit, if it's still going. Pales in comparison to North Shields' effort, of course. Think there's another water park in Tampa, but the name escapes me. Absolutely loved them when I went as a nipper. Edit: It's called Adventure Island.

Aye, dodged a bullet here.

Pretty poor form to be using the excuse of players having one eye on the World Cup, after he left Remy out of the squad to protect him for... the World Cup.

The Mag saying that we've been linked with Enner Valencia, of scoring against England and World Cup fame. Can't see anything elsewhere, so may just be the usual click baiting.

Now there's an idea! Wish we'd given him one 6 months ago.

I'm not disputing what you're saying there. There's no doubt that we require investment in order to ensure that we do stay up. Like I've said, though, I do think that we'll bring in the bare minimum to stand still. It's the statements of absolute certainty, on 18/6, disregarding any possible squad strengthening, that annoy the life out of me. Remy wasn't brought in until August, last season. There was uproar over Ba being our 'main' striker after the sale of Carroll, too. We sold Nolan and Barton, and we were doomed. We've been in this position before, and done just about enough. Again, I don't understand how people can think that we'll start the season with the squad as it is now.