MrBass

Far too quick to apologise!! Laz! Stop watching porn and get out and meet some real women! Stick with porn mate, far simpler than all this relationship bollocks where you'll end up getting screwed over at some point!

If this was a building rather than a message board, we'd definitely have needed to install ramps about the place when Magma joined. Well we already made the door frames larger for Fish, so why not!

FYP

Losing

You pick those bits up as you go along... here's a quick roundup... Gemmill is ginger The Fish is fat Alex is bald Toplass and Radgina are piss heads and Renton is a miserable git. Think that's covered it!

Have you tried unlocking the task bar and adjusting the height / toolbar widths?

That's you isn't it?

You read my mind! No seriously, that's a good article and nice to read but you have to ask yourself why it wasn't done a darn site earlier. Obviously he couldn't comment on the training elements before training began but I'm sure he could have published something to nip the rumours in the bud before they gathered in earnest. I think deep down we all know that if one of the "big four" would have come in for him, then he would have been off. Fortunately for us, he's had a chance to witness Sam's methods first hand and that could be the deciding factor in keeping him on Tyneside for another season at least.

Happy birthday mate.

Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The “iBreast” will cost $499 with 4 GB of memory or $599 with 8 GB. This is a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

I'm another sado... and have been for weeks

Let's hope the fake evictee is Charley so everyone in the hisoose get's to see her for the complete bitch she is!

When's Sharapova playing next? Haven't been following it this year.

2 was on last night. How can you not like it? Its dogshit, fact. Nowt like an insightful, well balanced movie review! Terminator 2? more like Terminator Poo! -- by Ally It's dogshit, fact. Tune in next week for Ally's indepth review of X-Men 3...

Cheeky twat! He's more Rob's age (ie twice mine) than my own. Just as perverted though!

Doing it in style. Like it. I normally do fuck all for my birthday like, although I quite often seem to be on holiday for it. Which is nice. If I was on a beach somewhere I'd have the locals trying to get me back in the sea. FYP

Can't be doing a whole lot of good to your waistline either, chunky!

Jesus! You must have some seriously large (and saggy) man boobs if you can do that!

I've put it next to a packet of Chocolate Hobnobs as that's more your area of expertise, fatboy.

It's her eBay ID that's peeked my interest! so are you going to buy my wares then ? or dont you need a pair of sequined sandals or ladies leather pants ? Not into sequined sandals I'm afraid, and I already have several pairs of ladies leather pants that still fit me fine. Although, you can never have too many pairs of leather pants but I'd need to see what they look like when worn so send me a pic and I'll let you know! noooooooooooooo im too shy Spoil sport!

At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 7-year-old soccer players aside and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?" The little boy nodded in the affirmative. "Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?" The little boy nodded yes. "So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when a foul is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the referee, or call him a pecker-head. Do you understand all that?" Again the little boy nodded. The coach continued, "And when I take you out of the game so another boy gets a chance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach 'a dumb asshole' is it?'' Again the little boy nodded. "Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your mother." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~ A chicken farmer went to a local bar... sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne. A woman sitting next to him perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!" "What a coincidence," the farmer says, "This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating." "This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating!" says the woman. "What a coincidence" says the man. As they clinked glasses the farmer asked, "What are you celebrating?" "My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynaecologist told me that I'm pregnant!" "What a coincidence," says the man ... "I'm a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs." "That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?" "I used a different cock," he replied. The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence"

You won't die, you're too fucking stubborn The Fish still bitter at repeatedly being turned down. she was the one who propositioned me with her pendulous fun bags! So we're meant to believe that you turned her down?

Nowt like kicking someone on their birthday! Have a good one marra. Cue the gratuitous Fishy birthday cake picture...

Why no sedation? Are you in some competition with Gemmill to try and prove who's the more nails?