MrBass

"Male, single, happy"

Roses are nice, Violets are class. Bend over honey, So I can shove it up your .....

One, from some girl in the office who has a boyfriend AND is seeing another guy AND is trying it on with me! I feel so special!

Or record two things whilst watching a recording.

Happy Valentines day all!

"mad-on-the-cocks"

You wash a pair of jeans after wearing them once? Freak!

She was probably sending a text when that happened!

Yeah, I watch it inbetween playing pool and getting a round of drinks in Whilst sitting still and cracking jokes I bet.

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=496298

Shite loads of snow round my way this morning and FYI, rear wheel drive cars in the snow is NOT fun!

Christ! They suck something awful.

I've done that with those sugar satches several times!

Its been a while, I suspct he's rolled off and had a fag by now. H from Steps?

No creativity in the subject of this thread. Surely, 'Obafindme Martins' would have been a better way to go!

I have a K800i that has 3G and GPRS. The forum looks ludicrous, just a vertical line of icons and images. Aye, well you know that "brandless piece of shite" that I posted in the 'what mobile phone have you got' thread? That's got 3G and GPRS and displays the forum perfectly! :P whats the wap address of this place then? Non-existant as the module was never installed. Might get round to doing it with the next upgrade www.toontraveltastic.net ?

Someone get Gol another box of tissues!

What did languid mean previously mean then you bellend?

T-Keith, are you using iTunes on Mac or PC?

PJR-W810i Geek'tastic!

Clearly I have the best phone in this thread by a country mile!

Henrik Larsson. What do I win? Other than making you look like a penis. And don't come back with "He's not a first team player" because he's better than anything we've got so being a first team player is irrelevant. Pwned tbbh you think Larsson would come here? mongwd Was that included in the conditions of your question? Nope. You wanted details of a transfer that was agreed prior to the window opening. You laid it down as a challenge as if you were the man, and no one would be able to prove you wrong on this one. It took me about two seconds to think of Larsson and simultaneously make you look like a penis. Just admit defeat tithead. fuck off gemmil only you would need an obvious fucking point like that explained for you Admit you look like a prick, Vic. Go on. You'll come out of this looking a lot better than continuing to add further conditions to the challenge that you laid down after someone has answered it. you think Larson is an example of NUFC missing out on a player... and I'm the one who looks like a prick? No, I think Larsson is an example of a player who, and I quote "agreed to leave their club this year for another club before the window started." Which is what you asked for and what you got, you clueless fucking idiot. And yes. Big style. pedantry tbh. The last refuge of mongs and people called Dave from Leeds. either 1. you didn't understand the post or 2. you're arguing for arguments sake either way, you sir, are the tool, sir dismissed So because you're a complete 'tard and fucked up your original post, it's everyone elses fault for not understanding you? tbh

Henrik Larsson. What do I win? Other than making you look like a penis. And don't come back with "He's not a first team player" because he's better than anything we've got so being a first team player is irrelevant. Pwned tbbh you think Larsson would come here? mongwd Was that included in the conditions of your question? Nope. You wanted details of a transfer that was agreed prior to the window opening. You laid it down as a challenge as if you were the man, and no one would be able to prove you wrong on this one. It took me about two seconds to think of Larsson and simultaneously make you look like a penis. Just admit defeat tithead. fuck off gemmil only you would need an obvious fucking point like that explained for you Admit you look like a prick, Vic. Go on. You'll come out of this looking a lot better than continuing to add further conditions to the challenge that you laid down after someone has answered it. you think Larson is an example of NUFC missing out on a player... and I'm the one who looks like a prick? Wow you got one right! Kudos.

Henrik Larsson. What do I win? Other than making you look like a penis. And don't come back with "He's not a first team player" because he's better than anything we've got so being a first team player is irrelevant. Pwned tbbh you think Larsson would come here? mongwd You think you can read and acknowledge the bit in bold above, penis boy?