MrBass

Something to do with having a fag in the pool?

I'd say there isn't... but then I'm biased.

Agree that we need cover for Owen and to replace Shearer. Completely disagree about Robert, he isnt what we need to take us forward. Luque showed enough today to suggest that up fron with A.N. Other he may be a canny player. 72953[/snapback] Don't know what game you saw but the only thing Luque's performance suggested to me was that he's got a heart the size of a pea. Seems like the perfect replacement for Robert 73255[/snapback] P P P P ...

No he won't be rushed back... but, don't worry, he'll be okay for the World Cup.

Watched 'After the Sunset' the other night. Not a bad film made all the better by Salma Hayeks wonderful bod!

What's wrong with iTunes? Fantastic bit of software imo. As for the car docks, you want to get one of these babys - http://www.alpine-usa.com/products/leading...ch_kca-420i.htm - bit pricey but it's a great bit of kit.

Welcome back chief. Is it me or is the old cow looking a little paler than it used to?

I'm back at work unfortunately - nothing like getting up at 5.30 after rolling in past midnight having travelled back from a game that never happened! ...and now the cheeky fuckers want me to provide support on Jan 2nd for no extra pay or anything!! Plus, after spending a few days with wor lass I miss her when she's not there.

Unfortunately me and wor lass thought we'd travel up on the 27th (a mere 260 miles), stay overnight in a hotel, spend the day looking round Newcastle then see the match in the evening before a lovely 260 mile journey home - great plan that turned out to be! Ah well at least I got a picture of me in a snow blizzard... and I got a nice Toon Ted who's rather cool.

Liar, you're propa under the thumb 71094[/snapback] You shower of bastards. I told you man, bottle of coke and some Garlic Bread and it's all sweet. 71099[/snapback] ...and they say romance is dead!

Liar, you're propa under the thumb 71094[/snapback] Poor sod! I pity the foo!

No, neither of them would have been okay actually I just don't understand how someone could drive backwards and forwards over an animal 10 times - even if it was just to "put it out of it's misery" That was my point. If the first 'running over'was accidental then maybe he should have got out of the fucking car and maybe checked on the poor thing. 71076[/snapback] I agree. A cat ran under my back wheels once and I immediately got out, picked it up and rushed it to the nearest vet - poor thing died in my arms on route though.

SAN FRANCISCO MAN BECOMES FIRST AMERICAN TO GRASP SIGNIFICANCE OF IRONY SAN FRANCISCO - The Daily Telegraph spoke to Jay Fullmer, 38, who became the first American to get to grips with the concept of irony yesterday. 'It was weird,' Fullmer said, 'I was in London and, like, talking to this guy and it was raining and shit and he said, like, "great weather!", or something like that.' Said Fullmer: 'And I thought - wait a minute, it's like, no way is it great weather.' Fullmer soon realised that the other man's "mistake" was deliberate. 'This guy was pretty cool about it,' Fullmer said. Fullmer, who is 39 next month and married with two children, aged 8 and 3, planned to use irony himself in future. 'I'm like saying it all the time.' he said. 'Last weekend I was like grilling steaks and I like burned them to shit, so I turned to everyone and I said "great weather!".'

What little credibiltiy you had on here just vanished. 71037[/snapback] Eh? If you ask me, she's foyne!

1. There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children of Muslim, Hindu, Jewish or Buddhist religions, this reduces the workload for Christmas night to 15% of the total, or 378 million (according to the Population Reference Bureau). At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per house hold, that comes to 108 million homes, presuming that there is at least one good child in each. 2. Santa has about 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 967.7 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with a good child, Santa has around 1/1000th of a second to park the sleigh, hop out, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left for him, get back up the chimney, jump into the sleigh and get on to the next house. Assuming that each of these 108 million stops is evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false, but will accept for the purposes of our calculations), we are now talking about 0.78 miles per household; a total trip of 75.5 million miles, not counting bathroom stops or breaks. This means Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second --- 1,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man-made vehicle, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second, and a conventional reindeer can run (at best) 15 miles per hour. 3. The payload of the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium sized Lego set (two pounds), the sleigh is carrying over 500 thousand tons, not counting Santa himself. On land, a conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that the "flying" reindeer could pull ten times the normal amount, the job can't be done with eight or even nine of them --- Santa would need 360,000 of them. This increases the payload, not counting the weight of the sleigh, another 54,000 tons, or roughly seven times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth (the ship, not the monarch). 4. 600,000 tons travelling at 650 miles per second crates enormous air resistance --- this would heat up the reindeer in the same fashion as a spacecraft re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer would absorb 14.3 quintillion joules of energy per second each. In short, they would burst into flames almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them and creating deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team would be vaporised within 4.26 thousandths of a second, or right about the time Santa reached the fifth house on his trip. Not that it matters, however, since Santa, as a result of accelerating from a dead stop to 650 m.p.s. in .001 seconds, would be subjected to centrifugal forces of 17,500 g's. A 250 pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of the sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force, instantly crushing his bones and organs. 5. Therefore, if Santa did exist, he's dead now.

Merry Christmas all

Selecting Favourites, Titties, Kerry Katona from within Internet Explorer does not constitute a search imo.

I've always stuck with Heinz as the supermarkets own brands are always naff. Never heard of Branston beans before, are they new? I think I'll get wor lass to buy a couple of tins next time she goes shopping.

You can use the old skin if you want. Change it at the bottom of the page. 67777[/snapback] Something you need to do if you want to use the Arcade, as some numpty has only done half a job!

I rate Barry, he english, and he's versatile. 65883[/snapback] Ah yes, but is he 'proper'?

Shola... pick Shola... pwetty pweeeeeeease pick Shola!

There's certainly enough room, the fat bastid!

That's a fair comment imo. Bolton play absolutely awful - albeit effective - boring football. Although, perhaps with some talented individuals at his disposal it might be a different story.