MrBass

What he said.

So a thread that was nicely turning into a discussion on Sophie's fun bags has degenerated into who thinks who's prettiest? Homs, the lot of yers! ...and for the record, I'm the bestest looking bloke on here... and I'm buff and sewpa sexy with it!

Chaps, would you please stop all this bickering so we can get back to the topic in hand... Sophie's chebs. Sophie, over to you dear...

Well if getting people to take the piss out of how you left school without being able to read and write properly is you're idea of getting a bite 131987[/snapback] 131990[/snapback]

...and for having a decent rack. 131954[/snapback] All hearsay tbh. I've seen no evidence. 131962[/snapback] Have you tried sending a photo of your knob? 131963[/snapback] Waiting for her to PM me her number.

...and for having a decent rack.

Phew, thought I was the only one who thought she was quite attractive.

Sources at ManYoo still believe that he'll be ready to start training in the predicted 6 weeks.

Oh aye, I forgot about Owen. He's the only thing that'll get my fella to watch a game. 130620[/snapback] Your bloke doesn't like football?! Is he some sort of hom?? 130621[/snapback] He likes footballers, that's got to be worth something? 130623[/snapback] I'd give you one.....I think. 130625[/snapback]

She's gorgeous! Nice set of norks too... if you're into that sort of thing!

2004/05 Chelsea 1-1 2003/04 Wolves 1-1 2002/03 Birminham 1-0 2001/02 West Ham 3-1 2000/01 Villa 3-1 1998/99 Blackburn 1-1

I'd be happy but also a bit disappointed we didn't go for someone a bit more high profile.

No, because we've got Chelsea. I think we might finish above Blackburn as they've got to play Chelsea too and, if they lose to Charlton and we beat Birmingham then it'll be goal difference that seperates us... assuming they beat Citeh, which I think they will. I'm more concerned about Bolton. Even if they lose to Spurs, they're very likely to pickup 6 points from their last two home games (Borough and Brum) meaning we'd need at least a point against the Champions... oh and a 5 goal drubbing of Brum.

Got back from Taba on Sunday. There were a few big bangs whilst we were out there but we were told they were clearing some of the mountains to make a new road. Hmmm....

Depends if the supposed buy-back clause in his contract really exists or not. 119933[/snapback] LM said it does so it must do!

Happy birfday!

tbh Tiddie Monday When will it fall this year??? Ah, Tit Monday. It's not that far off now, that glorious day when, heading into work on the bus, or walking to the Tube, or sitting on the train, you find yourself suddenly chirpier than you have been in months. You find yourself smiling at strangers again. There is a mild involuntary tumescence in your trousers that comes and goes throughout the morning with the comforting regularity of a heartbeat. And then you get a text around lunchtime from a mate which says: "At last, Tit Monday!" And you instantly understand why you are so happy. For Tit Monday is that special day in the year when, for the first time, the temperature rises above that magical point which causes girls getting dressed in the morning to decide to show a bit of skin. After months of dull colours and chunky knit, the world's birds suddenly dive into last summer's wardrobe (they've not had chance to buy this season's stuff) and chuck it on without a thought. Your urban landscape is suddenly lightened with acres of naked arm and leg and, after many dark months of burrowing, breasts rising to the surface like moles at dusk. Big breasts in white work shirts straining at the buttons. Small breasts braless in vest tops, the nipples frotted by ribby fabrics. Breasts in summer dresses bouncing in the distance so that they catch your eye before you even notice there is someone wearing them. Breasts nudging out from the crowd at traffic islands, quivering to cross the road... And you know it is nearly summer. For previous generations, the arrival of spring was heralded by the sound of the first cuckoo. For us, it is Tit Monday. Not that it always falls on a Monday. Like Easter, Tit Monday is a moveable feast. Last year it fell on a Friday. Friday 29 April, to be precise, when temperatures maxed out at 22.1C after nothing much above 16C all year. It last fell on a Monday in 2004, when temperatures leapt to 22C on 24 April. And then, of course, there is Tit Monday Night. You see, in early summer, temperatures drop off very dramatically when night falls (Tit Friday 2005 dropped away to a parky 11.8C). But the dollies are not prepared. Slightly stunned by the morning heat, they drag out the summer clothes but forget to bring a cardie (a mistake they will not make again until next year), so that when they're all standing outside All Bar One after work celebrating the arrival of spring, their barely covered nipples have no protection from the cold. It's like a bring-and-buy sale where everyone has brought hat pegs. It's like a prog-rock gig where, instead of lighters, everyone is holding up nipples. So when will Tit Monday fall this year? Will you be the first to text your mates with the announcement? Do not shoot your bolt too early. There will be false starts. You will smell fresh cut grass and see a couple of early starters and feel compelled to declare Tit Monday. But your more level-headed friends will tell you to hold your horses, keep your powder dry, don't fire until you see the whites of their bra straps. As the poet said: one bold Northern slapper in a bikini doth not a Summer make.

Some of us are too busy working to read every thread. 116910[/snapback] Too busy texting tbh. 116916[/snapback]

Some of us are too busy working to read every thread.

5th row and 5th column. http://www.electraisd.net/alumni/display_class.aspx?y=1993

That's exactly the same picture she sent me.

This best not be one of those clever scams that charge you £1.50 per txt you receive!

She doesn't hang about does she! Sent a text and got an immediate reply of "Cash 4 sex how old r u" Hmmm, how old shall I be?

I dont think any of us were thinking of actually paying the 50 notes like. 115294[/snapback] You don't say!! Has no-one got the technology to print of some dodhy notes? I used to go out with a lass from Gateshead whose brother produced fake fivers and used them at the local garage for tabs. Quality specimens they were, I used a few in FYEO a few years back, silly strippers didn't have a clue! 115353[/snapback] 115482[/snapback] What about the other side?