MrBass

That and the, we'd rather win the F.A. Cup than the Premier League... step forward Mr Shearer.

Exactly! People on here have been complaining about Allardyce's boring style of football and how it wouldn't be so bad if we were actually winning, surely the man who's spent £250m has a right to enjoy it too?

Ugh Wait have i been had here lol? Yes you have you illiterate bastard. How you can say that and then say "LOL" is beyond me. How have i been had though, i put numb on purpose to show how stupid it sounds Read it again

Likewise although I think I'd rather Shearer got a crack at the whip instead of Harry.

I was thinking a similar thing.

Would love Mourinho but for some strange reason I wouldn't be disappointed if Shearer got it.

True enough. And don't any of the Allardyce Out crowd give me any shite about how they KNEW Allardyce couldn't turn things round, cos they didn't. We look ridiculous again. I think I may have to put a contract out on the Allardyce out brigade if it's McLaren or any other shite for that matter. Put your money away dude, if we appoint McClaren I'll finish myself off. Don't you do that on a daily basis anyway?

Stomach flu then.

Got to face one of the big boys at some time blah blah blah...

He thinks the Beckhams are quite funny too!

Didn't Sam turn down down the job the first time because of Shearer and the influence he had at the club or did I just make that up?

you've more chance getting a cow to shit gold. 3-0 and a sending off for one of ours. oh and yet more calls for Sam's head as if this result is unexpected, even under Robson or Keegan, this team of ours against that team of theirs... I'd expect us to be bent double with pants in our mouth, clutching our ankles as we're roughly and thoroughly buggered by the Blues. Give it a rest Dave. As people have said time and time again, it's not so much the result, it's the performance (or lack of). If Sam played people in their correct positions and we could see a battling performance on the pitch then there'd be far less people calling for Mahoosive Sams overly large head. That said, I see a 4-0 to them.

Merry Christmas all!

I noticed today the big difference between viduka and smith is that viduka only needs a split second to get a shot off. Smith on the other hand needs a touch, a look at goal, a heeeouuuge back lift and then a swing at mid air as the defender takes the ball off him. Just look at our first goal yesterday for proof. Tbf that's probably a confidence thing. If Smith got a proper[/souness] run in his favoured position then he'd start banging them in. Unfortunately, with the big fat loon we currently have in charge, that doesn't look like it's going to happen any time soon.

Can't agree with that, no one will be fooled by that performance or result. I beg to differ. We weren't that great in the previous two games yet the Sky pundits were churning out the old "turned the corner" cliche before the game.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! More papering over the cracks but who gives a fuck at the mo!

So who would have put money on newly promoted, Championship play off winners, Derby doing the double over us this season?

FYP

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FFS!!

Where's Enrique?

A common cold then.

And... Impatient arseholes who try to get on the tube/train before you've had chance to get off. Cheeky fucks who stand a few yards before the coach stop so they can get on first without queuing. Dozy bints who pretend to be asleep on coaches so you can't ask them to move their fucking bag and sit down. Traffic lights on round-a-bouts. Twats that stop at the top or bottom of escalators. Tax. Slow arse drivers/knobs who don't know where they're going so they drive at 5mph looking for signs. Dickheads who sit on the weight machine for about 5 mins after they've finished using it, despite knowing you're waiting to use it. Arseholes who claim they didn't recieve the item they bought from you off eBay. Money grabbing spineless ex's