Nyff

How old is Ferguson btw? Looks no older than me...

Too easy! Shane Ferguson coming on.

3 of the Best!

Bring Ranger on for Loven, and watch Best get his hat-trick. He has looked brilliant today and has had some brilliant touches. Just shows what a bit of confidence can do for you!

We want 6!

I don't know why my natural reaction to Best scoring is to laugh, but oh well! Best on for the hat-trick!

BEST! Hahaaaaaa 1-0! !!

Enrique is unreal. By far the best left back in the league.

Best has had a decent start, to be fair.

Best starts...interesting...

Don't know why Xisco isn't given a chance. He did more than Best vs. Wigan did when he came on against Villa.

If we bring in Bentley and get him playing to his best again then we are in a really strong position for the rest of this season and for the start of next season. Would love to see Bentley sign and for us to get another decent striker in to play off Carroll, or even someone who can get goals should Carroll get injured again. Really really want Shola to be sold but can't see it happening, and sometime before the start of next season (jumping the gun a bit, I know) I would like a big clear out with the likes of Perch, Lovenkrands, Raylor e.t.c shipped out, and a couple of decent back ups for CB/RB (or get Staylor playing well at RB). So yeah, just Bentley and another ST would be the dream. Can only really see one more signing, but would probably be content with just Ben Arfa right now.

You can't see much at all of the Eden Hazard one, just some picture that looks like its from a wedding. Only thing I will say is that his "about me" looks a little bit like a Wiki entry.

Wonder if I can add Eden Hazard and manufacture a move to the Toon...

Fucking hell this is hilarious. He deserves his own thread.

Could possibly have been completed today, but there may be delays due to the French clubs being on their winter break.

Benzema? Bloody hell, as much as I would love for it to happen, I don't think it ever will! Then again I never ever thought I would see Ben Arfa in a Newcastle shirt, so who knows.

Bit late, but Happy New Year all the same. Was at some house party until about 4.30am, so was a decent night!

Blackburn confirm bid for Ronaldinho

Or just lots and lots of sex.

Taylor played shit again. Bring back Williamson.

Really feel that would have been 2 or 3 nil today if Carroll was playing. Good to be able to get a win without him, though.

If Jonas could cross he would be a frickin' awesome player. Too easily goes to ground too.

Jonas with zero end product once again. Great ball from Enrique.