Nyff

And there is the Premier League in a nutshell. A skilful player taking on a couple of opposition players before another opposition player gets annoyed at it and goes in for the tackle without any attempt to get the ball at all.

Has Jonas actually touched the ball yet?

They all count! Nice work Shola.

If only that was Carroll...

Knew I should have bet on Chelsea when they were 2-1 down..

Beckham will go to Spurs.

Wouldn't mind seeing Ben Arfa play off Carroll tbh.

Will no doubt be used as a reason for why we don't buy anyone else.

Signing for us for £5 Million in the next week.

I think Ranger deserves a start tbh, especially as Nolan is suspended.

Balotelli is a cunt too. Nipped at Tiote's heels when he beat him the first time, then he beats him again so Balotelli fouls him again.

City are the jammiest cunts ever. You can't fault our performance here at all. On any other day we would have won this 3-1.

Game on.

We need a goal straight after the restart if we are going to get anything out of this. We have been the better team, and it has just been two mistakes that we have paid for. Bearing in mind De Jong broke Ben Arfa's leg in the last fixture between us and City the Ref is being very lax when the City players are diving in..

Routledge is playing a blinder. If we can get a goal before half time then we could easily get a draw here.

Assumed it was shite. will need to have a look. 175 magic tricks in 1 box. Been great teaching the nephew tricks for him to perform to the family. You need a good bit of room for it, but it is brilliant. Absolutely incredible how it picks up your motion!

The Kinect. An absolutely brilliant piece of hardware! Can't quite believe how good it is!

Supposedly we haven't even made a decision on an Assistant Manager yet, thus making the above tweet even more hilarious!

Saw them a few years ago and thought they were brilliant. Admittedly, though, everything went downhill since the first two albums which I thought were absolutely brilliant.

Jose again:

One of my most perfect days was in fact with an ex. Spent the day in the heat on a little boat going slowly down the canal with a couple of drinks. Stopped off to start a BBQ by the side of the canal and had some great food, then sailed on somewhere to stop for the night. Was an absolutely perfect day for it, and the night wasn't too shabby either ... ahem ...

Got back home today and hooked up the Xbox to Live again. After a ton of updates I finally get to playing Fifa online. I notice nothing has changed! Go 4-1 up as the Toon vs. Celtic and he quits >_>

Quick five minute job, hence why it turned out so shit

Might have to give it a go later! Who could he change into, mind?

Someone should make a .gif of Barton giving the instructions at the freekick for the Nolan goal. How Liverpool didn't notice that 1. Barton was obviously making heading gestures and 2. It was going to go in Carroll's direction. Not that I'm complaining, like!