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Aye, I think the Spurs fans are aware of this tactic as well. He does all his transfers publicly. What about the brown paper bags?

For the love of god, please please PLEASE can Bruce replace Bent with Owen

Oh wait, can improve on that.

Statue attack!

Sunderland supposedly interested.

I don't know why, but I have this image in my head of Steve Bruce sat in his office all like: "'Ey man, the Toon missed out on Seb Larsson so lets get him in to rub it in 'ow we're the bigger club 'ey! And you knows what would be funny!? Michael Owen!"

Got a bit of a cleaner cutout if you need it:

I love it when the Mackems come and try to wind us up. Now that the derby is over I have to say I am very happy with 4 points overall and completely outplaying them. Of course it would have been great to win, but that's life. We can now go back to what every sane Toon fan wants from this season, which is to stay up. We've had our fun in the run-up to each derby, and now it is back to the Mackems obsessing over us as they concentrate on making sure they finish above us. At the end of day we don't really care, and them sad cunts would probably celebrate finishing 19th if it was us in 20th.

tbh

Gross.

Then by all means find a better one, dear.

A day late, but lets play:

Out of contract in the summer, therefore cheap. Seems to be a recurring theme...

CaulkinTheTimes: #NUFC transfer update: talks held with Cardiff over Jay Bothroyd. More planned for after derby this w/e. http://thetim.es/fN2KnI (subs).

Genuinely can't believe some of the cunts you get online on this game. Guy sees I select Newcastle, so he switches to Real Madrid. I switch from and back to Newcastle as in "Come on mate, I'm 3.5* and you are 5" but he still selects Madrid. I go and select 1* Morecambe in League 2, and he still selects Real Madrid. So I select Real Madrid and end up losing 2-1 as he plays them fucking annoying goals when you run to the byline then pass it back.

Was there to watch a behind closed doors friendly, supposedly.

Isn't that from that Peter Kay singing show??

An interesting one. Not the fastest but got a decent cross on him...sort of similar to having Barton on the right I guess? Gives Barton the chance to move to CM with Tiote, but what that means when Ben Arfa is back I don't know, unless Jonas will be dropped.

I think Enrique just took it from Ranger's twitter and then put it up on his Facebook.

Now that everyone is on Twitter I can't ever pretend to be even the slightest bit ITK, but I have heard it isn't happening. I think it was one of the journo folk who tweeted it.

Livepool fan on my Facebook has resorted to making Munich air disaster jokes. Reminding me of why I hate the majority of Liverpool fans. Such low-lifes!

Is that Andy Carroll!?

We would have perhaps been better putting out the youngsters who would be out to impress rather than a supposedly "strong" team.