Kevin Carr's Gloves

Might global warning be a myth? there is a small chance that is correct. Might Global warming be a correct hypothesis? There is a chance that this might be correct. When faced with two polarised options surely it is only intelligent to side with the cautious argument and do what we can to inhibit our impact on the planets atmosphere. To do otherwise to me sounds beyond moronic and so selfish as to be incomprehensible.

Me my brother in law and his brother travel down to Brighton for the fa cup game the one before the Trelford Mills replay. Apart from nearly knocking over 2 hitchhiking toon fans who seemed to think that the best place to get a lift on the A1 was right in the fucking middle of it we made it down to London where our inadequacies at navigation were exposed. Basically we didnt have a clue where to go next and hadnt bothered to bring a map. At a roundabout My brother in laws brother wound down his window and asked a gentleman who was on a bicycle stopped next to us if he happened to know the way to Brighton. Now we had been drinking (I was under age but that didnt stop me) but the reaction of this southern cyclist to me was unforgivable. He looked up saw that his exit was clear and said "what the fuck are you on about" before cycling away. My brother in law who was driving was given the instruction to "follow that cockney prick" which he did. My Brother in laws brother (there should be a quicker name for him lets call him Neil) wound down his window as we pulled up alongside the cockney cyclist and kept pace and said "I bet you're shitting yourself now eh fucknuts" and took a long swig out of his brown ale can. He then proceeded to expale said brown ale with great accuracy right in the face of the offending cyclist who lost control of his erstwhile vehicle falling off it and buckling his front wheel I am positive that as he was falling he heard the cry of three Geordie voices driving into the distance shouting "Cockney wankaaaaahhh". As an appendix due to our combined lack of knowledge we left the north east far too early and managed to get to Brighton at approximately midday which was lots of fun.... not.

Which Asda?

Hope everything works out ok buddyess.

I hummed and haad (how do you spell that?) about a tattoo but came to the conclusion there is no such thing as a really good individual one of a kind tattoo so never bothered.

So who is reading this with a bursting stomach not really able to imagine eating anything for centuries?

There is a young lad in charge at Huddersfield who seems to be doing ok.

Hello racist.

yeah, and................. And do you oppose our democratic process? Btw, the same rules apply to the tories! Would you like to see a directly elected president of the UK or Europe? The latter obviously couldn't work but the former may have legs if we abolish the monarchy. I reckon you'd like nothing better Renton! you already know my thoughts on G.Brown and especially on how he came to power. and i'm not really certain you can call it a 'democratic' process anymore unfortunately. never mind, we shall all grow old safe in the knowledge that people we dont know, have never heard of and we have no choice but to accept are taking care of us! Can you clarify that with telling us how the European Union decision making process works as I cant say for certain if I agree?

Don't worry we probably wont.

Damn there are loads here you could use http://www.3rat.com/tubes/secretary1.shtml NSFW!!

So do you think all the scouse fans are still hoping DIC will buy them out? Schadenfreude rules.

The man is a cunt and a shit manager.

Win by streets. Rangers have Kyle Lafferty in their team who is the worst player I have ever seen on a football pitch and yet are still pushing for the title. Celtic have Gary Caldwell as their best defender. We would seriously walk it.

Did you cut the cord again? I declined this particular job being one of the most clumsy people on the earth I left it up to the professionals.

Got to add the fact that we have a party in power in london with an overwhelming majority voted in by 37% of the population.

Does the naming of the stadium have anything to do with the council who own the land the ground is on and have refused Newcastle United a few things in the past?

When you get pissed they are well difficult to work. When I was at hedley court in rehabilitation we used to all go out and someone would inevitably get theirs "fixed" so they would collapse when any weight was put on them. We all got bollocked off the commanding officer and told to stop the practise lol.

I'm not a stud, just a filthy bastard who enjoys getting his hole as often as he can, any wrong in that? Sounds to me like you're counting your chickens, I wouldn't be so hasty if I were you, professing to being able to read blokes minds. I never said I can read blokes minds I just said it has given me an insight into what he's thinking at times. ..and no, there is no wrong in that, its a basic animal need. And you are an animal Your only post to date with any truth in it. What do you do for a living Whacky? You sound like someone in a clerical job who really wants to do something more manly. Mind your own business you boring cunt, I don't like conversing with you.

I'm not a stud, just a filthy bastard who enjoys getting his hole as often as he can, any wrong in that? Sounds to me like you're counting your chickens, I wouldn't be so hasty if I were you, professing to being able to read blokes minds. I never said I can read blokes minds I just said it has given me an insight into what he's thinking at times. ..and no, there is no wrong in that, its a basic animal need. And you are an animal Your only post to date with any truth in it. What do you do for a living Whacky? You sound like someone in a clerical job who really wants to do something more manly.

Thanks everyone from this very worn out and threadbare pair of manky old gloves.

Difficult to see what they can actually do though without it being counter-productive. And even then, it's difficult to see what it would achieve. They can't magic a buyer out of thin air. My own gut feeling is we might be better off not going up to really sicken the bastard. That goes against everything I want each time we play though. They could organise opposition come out and criticise him publicly and in the press point out what he is doing and put the case forward for Newcastle fans to try and give as little of their money to him as possibble while still supporting the team. Haven't they already done that? If they have then I apologise for not not noticing but I cant remember seeing anything.

Difficult to see what they can actually do though without it being counter-productive. And even then, it's difficult to see what it would achieve. They can't magic a buyer out of thin air. My own gut feeling is we might be better off not going up to really sicken the bastard. That goes against everything I want each time we play though. They could organise opposition come out and criticise him publicly and in the press point out what he is doing and put the case forward for Newcastle fans to try and give as little of their money to him as possibble while still supporting the team.

So what are we going to do about this. I have long been a critic of NUSC because as far as I have seen they dont actually do anything. If they start organising action against Ashley then they can have my £10 though.

You should do it's quite a laugh. They claim they will make Britain great by stopping all imports from foreign countries and manufacturing everything we need which is exactly what Hitler had planned to do until he realised he had to invade and conquer some countries to do it.